Mooing up some praise for bro

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

YOU GONNA BELIEVE ME - A VETERAN FATHER OF…FATHER OF 4…or you gonna believe her?

That’s quite the stretch even if Carol has 3 kids. Obviously 9 months of service doesn’t count either.

 

[BatarianGuard]

Wow! We can read stories of what it was like to grow up in a "white" trash family and touring stories of an unsuccessful band I never hear of.

 

[guest]

Wasn't all that covered in the first one?

It was supposed to be. The first ~45% of the first book was his life before meeting Opie. This would have been his opportunity to tell fucked up crazy stories from his childhood, but it was just him bragging about how funny he was and how girls liked him.

 

[guest]

how girls liked him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A book nobody asked for. His first one was a flop and that was he had more listeners. I wonder how much of this one will a bunch of stories he already told on the show like the last one. Dont know why he thought another book was needed. He isnt that interesting.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why the fuck would Lemmy have those pricks closing for him? Shit loads of people say that they've never saw Lemmy 'demolished'.

Lying Cunt, I really can't stand the bastard.

Lemmy lived off bourbon for fucks sake. He consumed more whiskey than anything else. He ate a couple of steaks every day and that's it. People like that are never noticeably, fall-down shitfaced. I'm not even near Lemmy's level of excess with that shit but I've drank enough that you wouldn't know I'm drunk when I am in fact extremely fucking drunk.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like how Joe talks about it like it's a biography someone wrote about him.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

Lemmy lived off bourbon for fucks sake. He consumed more whiskey than anything else. He ate a couple of steaks every day and that's it. People like that are never noticeably, fall-down shitfaced. I'm not even near Lemmy's level of excess with that shit but I've drank enough that you wouldn't know I'm drunk when I am in fact extremely fucking drunk.

I'm not sure if you agree with me or not. My point was that Moo wouldn't know if Lemmy was demolished or not and even if he was, Moo would be dead trying to keep up. Out of the three assholes these forums seem to focus on, I think Moo is the worst.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lemmy lived off bourbon for fucks sake.

Lol I bet Joseph was trying to act all tough too and badass but Lemmy saw right through his faggotry. “Fuck this shit, let these queers play I’m going to go out for a drink.”

“What do we tell them, Lem?”

“Fuck if I know, tell the tall Faggot I had too much to drink.”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm not sure if you agree with me or not. My point was that Moo wouldn't know if Lemmy was demolished or not and even if he was, Moo would be dead trying to keep up. Out of the three assholes these forums seem to focus on, I think Moo is the worst.

I do agree with you.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Lemmy lived off bourbon for fucks sake. He consumed more whiskey than anything else. He ate a couple of steaks every day and that's it. People like that are never noticeably, fall-down shitfaced. I'm not even near Lemmy's level of excess with that shit but I've drank enough that you wouldn't know I'm drunk when I am in fact extremely fucking drunk.

Same thing. I can talk and walk normal even a 5th deep. It's my Aryan genes.