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Mooing from Spain

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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Lol, that bitch rules.
You're not winning with this bitch that's for sure...

"Can you please spread your ass cheeks for me?"
"You're NOT fucking me in the ass!"
"It's just that your cunt is nice and wet and all, but I just need something super tight right now."
"Then go fuck the couch cushions. You're not fucking my bottom!"
"But, I asked nicely..."
"Ask me one more time and you'll wake up Franken-cock style with your bellend severed, stupid. You wanna be the new John Wayne Bobbitt keep it up, ya silly slag."
 

AnthonyCumio

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LMAO that rice looks radioactive...nice grey rice, stupid.

Meanwhile Im going to break my iftar tonight with some:

-crispy Beef samosas
-Medjool dates
-Blueberry Shirbet
-Basmati Rice w/ Goat and a side of REAL bananas, not no plantain larpers.
-Harari black cawfee flavored with cardamom and ginger
Sounds awful, but whatever floats your but king.
 
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Shouldn't the prospect of getting on Allah's good side outweigh the desire to be such a cunt in public? Isn't dealing with this specific situation part of the reason for regimented fasting? I hope she was eating goat curry. I love goat curry.
Yeah, virtue signalling to the point of annoying people can invalidate your fast. You cant disrupt the peace and claim to be fasting.
 
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