I would suck shit out of her asshole like it's a chocolate milkshake.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Monica Bellucci Appreciation Thread
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What is the other 7%?
Probably a little nutty flavored. You know she eats plenty of dense protein.
It will be like the picture below, but the roles will be reversed, and Monica will be the one pegging me.
POV: you’re telling a boring story but Mommy Monica is listening intently anyways.
It will be like the picture below, but the roles will be reversed, and Monica will be the one pegging me.
Mommy Monica Milkers pressing into your back sounds PFG.
Maybe even kiss her 
I’d let her pee on me because you know she’s super hydrated and it’s clear. 
I’d let her pee on me because you know she’s super hydrated and it’s clear.
Her scent is no doubt intoxicating. She doesn’t get bad body odors, it doesn’t happen to perfection.
I really want to smooch Monica on both sets of lips.
That is definitely the way to do it. Imagine if her scent actually was intoxicating….
I fell in love from a .jpeg