Missy’s Shitty Dad Built a Manger

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Why is she posting with emojis?

You're 40, not a fat zoomer.

She is such a phony cunt.

Because she wants her next meal ticket to be a broccoli-headed little fruit once Ant dies in the next year or two

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

"Wholesome" ...No he's either adopted you from some Trannsylvanian orphanage, or he's such a burn out he didn't give two fucks when you eloped with a closeted 50 year old pedophile ghoul.

Dude can you imagine having a daughter turn out this way? She glommed onto a radio shock jock who is known as a daily alcoholic and a degenerate. They had public episodes of a “toxic relationship.” She changed her entire personality to suit a dude who is in his 60s and gets caught wanking off to underage girls, who he has a record of pursuing even while in relationships.

She is entirely useless and Anthony can’t hold onto an income because of laziness and twitter faggotry so they have to move to South Carolina and drink in the house all day while neither of them work or even volunteer and do anything positive for the world.

And she is publicly flirting with some 20-year-old twitter nazi hoping to live rent-free with him next once her aging pedophile kicks the bucket.

What a fucking failure and embarrassment. I’d tell her not to bother coming home.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Great Dad. I'm sure he's sad his daughter is in the clutches of a racist pedophile.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Did he construct this from discarded pallets?

 

[TaintofGeorge]

Did he construct this from discarded pallets?

I don't think so they look a little too wide. It's not treated at all by the looks of it. It'll certainly look like shit next year. More for the burn pile I suppose

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dude can you imagine having a daughter turn out this way? She glommed onto a radio shock jock who is known as a daily alcoholic and a degenerate. They had public episodes of a “toxic relationship.” She changed her entire personality to suit a dude who is in his 60s and gets caught wanking off to underage girls, who he has a record of pursuing even while in relationships.

She is entirely useless and Anthony can’t hold onto an income because of laziness and twitter faggotry so they have to move to South Carolina and drink in the house all day while neither of them work or even volunteer and do anything positive for the world.

And she is publicly flirting with some 20-year-old twitter nazi hoping to live rent-free with him next once her aging pedophile kicks the bucket.

What a fucking failure and embarrassment. I’d tell her not to bother coming home.

It was politics that lead her back to religion. Not because of actual faith but to check the boxes of the southern republican voter.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Missy’s dad works for a certified minority owned company. I don’t know how things work in New York State, but apparently minority owned companies get preferential treatment on bids for government jobs

The spic owner of the company did not respond to reddit related inquiries about their employee’s daughter, unfortunately.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

It was politics that lead her back to religion. Not because of actual faith but to check the boxes of the southern republican voter.

Yep. It’s exactly the same as all the girls majoring in Complaining About White Men who get pixie hair and become “””lesbians””” (but usually never actually eat pussy) for a year or two before they graduate and marry a white man. They just do it to check the box for rebellious college liberal voter.

She and Anthony are both such laughable stereotypical phonies. Their entire life is a fraud. If God is real he laughs at their lazy LARP.

 

[lowend73]

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Her dad is trying to make amends. Otherwise, she is the product of her upbringing. It happens, whatever, but you really gotta be pissed at looking at who your daughter is living with. It’s holiday time, should be grandkids . But no, you are spending time with a born again catholic and a highly effeminate “man’

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

She really does think she's Carmela Soprano and AntH is Tony Soprano. Like Carmela, she goes to mass and tries to be a "good Catholic" and Anthony is basically Catholic in name only.

However, Carmela is MARRIED and Tony was the only man she'd ever had sex with up until their separation. She's also a devoted wife and homemaker, has children who are enrolled in Catholic schools, and is immensely involved with her church beyond just going to mass occasionally on Sundays. Unlike Cumia, Tony Soprano is not a pedophile and is also disgusted by faggots. Manbody Missy has undoubtedly tried to get chummy with the priest of her parish and tried to get him to visit her boyfriend's South Carolina McMansion so she could have her own "Monsignor Jughead" raiding Anthony's refrigerator, but her invitations have been understandably declined.

tl;dr: Anthony's live-in prostitute is an embarrassing, larping, unmarried, roastie whore and a fake Catholic.

The hungry priest is one of my favorite sopranos storylines.