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Missy’s Shitty Dad Built a Manger

Anthony's Lime Rickey

Anthony Cumia is a Pedophile
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I've always assumed she was a fatherless child raised by a single parent, surely that's the only way she ended up with a 'boyfriend' 30-40 years older than her, no normally raised child ends up like this or ends up going to 'Dabble-con' dressed as eighties era Ultimate Warrior and then leads a bizarrely conflicted 'femmi' lifestyle at church - she's an enigma, I'll give her that.
 
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She really does think she's Carmela Soprano and AntH is Tony Soprano. Like Carmela, she goes to mass and tries to be a "good Catholic" and Anthony is basically Catholic in name only.

However, Carmela is MARRIED and Tony was the only man she'd ever had sex with up until their separation. She's also a devoted wife and homemaker, has children who are enrolled in Catholic schools, and is immensely involved with her church beyond just going to mass occasionally on Sundays. Unlike Cumia, Tony Soprano is not a pedophile and is also disgusted by faggots. Manbody Missy has undoubtedly tried to get chummy with the priest of her parish and tried to get him to visit her boyfriend's South Carolina McMansion so she could have her own "Monsignor Jughead" raiding Anthony's refrigerator, but her invitations have been understandably declined.

tl;dr: Anthony's live-in prostitute is an embarrassing, larping, unmarried, roastie whore and a fake Catholic.
 
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She really does think she's Carmela Soprano and AntH is Tony Soprano. Like Carmela, she goes to mass and tries to be a "good Catholic" and Anthony is basically Catholic in name only.

However, Carmela is MARRIED and Tony was the only man she'd ever had sex with up until their separation. She's also a devoted wife and homemaker, has children who are enrolled in Catholic schools, and is immensely involved with her church beyond just going to mass occasionally on Sundays. Unlike Cumia, Tony Soprano is not a pedophile and is also disgusted by faggots. Manbody Missy has undoubtedly tried to get chummy with the priest of her parish and tried to get him to visit her boyfriend's South Carolina McMansion so she could have her own "Monsignor Jughead" raiding Anthony's refrigerator, but her invitations have been understandably declined.

tl;dr: Anthony's live-in prostitute is an embarrassing, larping, unmarried, roastie whore and a fake Catholic.
The priest will be real disappointed when he opens that fridge and instead of a tray of ziti he sees Bi-Lo wings and four cases of Bud Light.
 
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