Might buy a playstation

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Just got a $500 Amazon card and gonna SPLOOOG

Haven't ever bought a console but just wanna play Madden and talk shit

Can someone here help out without being a faggot about it? All I see on reviews is jibberish of TFLOPS disk space ....etc who cares.


SHould I pay $200 for a PS4 and a few games or $500 on the PS5?

How does buying video games even work anymore?

FUCK!!!!!!!!

 

[Toast]

Save more for a real computer. PC master race, child.

 

[Jenna]

Just buy a PS4 Pro, PS5 has been a disappointment.

Online Madden is just sweaty bitchmen spamming the same play over and over again. They find some play that the CPU defense can't really defend (usually a play action pass) and you'll never see anything except that one play.

Ultimate Team is fun but can get addicting and they'll permaban you without telling you why like they did with me.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Save more for a real computer. PC master race, child.

PC is great, but I've heard too many problems with Madden there. But for 99% of games, PC is the only choice.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Take that $500 and do something way less stupid. Put $500 into a hobby that will give you something back, not just faggot cartoon characters you can steer.

Edit: If you spend $500 on a toy but don't own a table saw, you should take a deep look at yourself.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Just got a $500 Amazon card and gonna SPLOOOG

Haven't ever bought a console but just wanna play Madden and talk shit

Can someone here help out without being a faggot about it? All I see on reviews is jibberish of TFLOPS disk space ....etc who cares.


SHould I pay $200 for a PS4 and a few games or $500 on the PS5?

How does buying video games even work anymore?

FUCK!!!!!!!!

They voice record you on ps5, trash talk will get you banned, lol.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

You need a big hard drive because all games are pretty much digital. Even if you buy the physical disc, you still have to download gigs and gigs of bullshit patches, updates, etc., just to play because every game gets released incomplete nowadays. Also, Madden has been total dogshit for more than a decade.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Take that $500 and do something way less stupid. Put $500 into a hobby that will give you something back, not just faggot cartoon characters you can steer.

Edit: If you spend $500 on a toy but don't own a table saw, you should take a deep look at yourself.

Ok, Adam Carrola

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

They voice record you on ps5, trash talk will get you banned, lol.

So the days of calling people niggers are over? Wasn't this the whole FUCKING POINT?!?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

They voice record you on ps5, trash talk will get you banned, lol.

I figure having a team name like niggerkikejewslayer1488 would do it too

 

[UnPRePared]

You fuckers make me miss my Dreamcast.

I used to play Virtua Tennis like a madman back in the day. Even my brother stopped playing me because he'd never win. The pussy.


Oh, plus Crazy Taxi and the first Soul Calibur, those were good shit.

 

[Guest]

You fuckers make me miss my Dreamcast.

I used to play Virtua Tennis like a madman back in the day. Even my brother stopped playing me because he'd never win. The pussy.


Oh, plus Crazy Taxi and the first Soul Calibur, those were good shit.

Those Sonic and Wrestling games were pfg too.

 

[UnPRePared]

Those Sonic and Wrestling games were pfg too.

What did I fucking have... All Pro wrestling? Giant Gram? I know it wasn't fire pro, but whatever I had was pretty fun.

Sonic Adventure I probably used to play through once a year, complete at that, with every character. It still is a nice looking game in my mind, I can't get into the new stuff.

Oh shit, Dead or Alive 2, I remember that one as well. Real FAWKIN' exaggerated physics there. Sniff

 

[Guest]

What did I fucking have... All Pro wrestling? Giant Gram? I know it wasn't fire pro, but whatever I had was pretty fun.

Sonic Adventure I probably used to play through once a year, complete at that, with every character. It still is a nice looking game in my mind, I can't get into the new stuff.

Oh shit, Dead or Alive 2, I remember that one as well. Real FAWKIN' exaggerated physics there. Sniff

I played the fuck out of Royal Rumble, and Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 still hold up very well... fawwk, i gotta dig out my dreamcast again! Only real issue i remember was with the disc reader or the discs themselves, one little scratch could leave you fucked.

 

[PickleRickle]

I played the fuck out of Royal Rumble, and Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 still hold up very well... fawwk, i gotta dig out my dreamcast again! Only real issue i remember was with the disc reader or the discs themselves, one little scratch could leave you fucked.

I only have Alpha 3 for Dreamcast, and Streetfighter 3. All of my memory cards are fucked, which kinda blows, so I could never order any cool jrpgs to play on it.

 

[UnPRePared]

I played the fuck out of Royal Rumble, and Sonic Adventure 1 and 2 still hold up very well... fawwk, i gotta dig out my dreamcast again! Only real issue i remember was with the disc reader or the discs themselves, one little scratch could leave you fucked.

That was the GD-ROM technology. Basically a CD but proprietary, could fit a Gig of data.

It also made it INSANELY easy to pirate. That doesn't get talked about enough on why it failed.

 

[UnPRePared]

I only have Alpha 3 for Dreamcast, and Streetfighter 3. All of my memory cards are fucked, which kinda blows, so I could never order any cool jrpgs to play on it.

If yours still works, I heard ISO's are available online for nearly every game.

It's how someone hooked me up with the unreleased Half Life on a burned disc before I had to rid my system. Game was finished and never released, and it was excellent.

 

[PickleRickle]

A somewhat underrated console that I really enjoy is the Sega CD. Theres some cool games out there for it, as long as you're burning yourself copies, as these games are currently priced out of affordability. You could always just play the roms, but I dont get the same enjoyment from that. I need to be playing with the actual controller and hooked up to a CRT like a proper faggot nerd.

 

[UnPRePared]

A somewhat underrated console that I really enjoy is the Sega CD. Theres some cool games out there for it, as long as you're burning yourself copies, as these games are currently priced out of affordability. You could always just play the roms, but I dont get the same enjoyment from that. I need to be playing with the actual controller and hooked up to a CRT like a proper faggot nerd.

Sega was always huge on my side of the world.

Alien Soldier. Genesis game. European only, too. You should play it if you haven't.

 

[PickleRickle]

Sega was always huge on my side of the world.

Alien Soldier. Genesis game. European only, too. You should play it if you haven't.

I've always wanted to try that game out. Reminds me of a sped up Contra. Gunstar Heroes and Phantasy Star 4 used to be on my wanted list back when I would waste money on this shit.