Metal Aliens

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

My grandma watches this channel that has all that ancient aliens type shit on it. I went to visit her a few weeks ago and was sat having a cuppa at the dining table when i heard a voice that i instantly recognised, i looked over and Pat was on the tv lol. Must have been one of these NASA shows.

It was as surreal as it was hilarious.

 

[Meownaw]

My grandma watches this channel that has all that ancient aliens type shit on it. I went to visit her a few weeks ago and was sat having a cuppa at the dining table when i heard a voice that i instantly recognised, i looked over and Pat was on the tv lol. Must have been one of these NASA shows.

It was as surreal as it was hilarious.

Yeah? Then what happened?

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Yeah? Then what happened?

My shoes fell off.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

This kind of shit usually pays a couple hundred bucks. Pat is probably dumb enough to do it for exposure though.

Definitely. They probably pay the people with PhDs some money to add legitimacy and then get idiots like Rick to say all the dumb "what if" shit to pump up the show for free. If you can stomach 10 minutes of Ancient Aliens they get legitimate people on and have them talk about what they know and then the combo of the narrator and usual cast of fools get edited around those people to make it seem like they too believe Jesus was an alien and left earth on a pyramid spaceship.

 

[EraGodless]

I only made it 30 seconds in. If a rascal could timestamp Ricks appearances it would be appreciated. It’s fitting that such retarded shit is on the “science channel”.

His stupid fucking voice and face (mostly in the shadows because he has a face for radio) make an appearance at the 5:00 minute mark of the video.

 

[FurBurger]

Definitely. They probably pay the people with PhDs some money to add legitimacy and then get idiots like Rick to say all the dumb "what if" shit to pump up the show for free.

I think you're right. I only made it five minutes in until some fat cunt with a mouthful of (what I hope was) peanut butter made me turn it off, but I noticed they only take a sentence here and there clipped out of whatever the actual scientist said. I think if we had context, whatever that UK scientist was working on would be much less impressive than the chopped-up word salad they presented us with. I can't imagine that any scientist who has their work so grossly misrepresented would be on the show a second time.

Fortunately Pat lacks the ethical backbone to object to to such misrepresentation of science and will be on the show to spout whatever bullshit they write for him, whenever they want.

 

[guest]

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This is his last remaining source of income. Talking about hypothetical aliens made of liquid metal.

5:05 he talks about Nikki and her African American friends.