Metal Aliens

[BudDickman]

This is his last remaining source of income. Talking about hypothetical aliens made of liquid metal.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Those faggots don't get paid, do they?

 

[BudDickman]

Those faggots don't get paid, do they?

I'm sure the talking heads get paid for their time, but the main reason they do it is to get exposure and boost their book sales. Pat doesn't write books anymore, so he's just there for the $100 and per diem.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Those faggots don't get paid, do they?

I can't imagine they do. I'll watch this channel occasionally hoping to see Pat and what I get is a bunch of nobodies who might be bloggers or have a youtube channel with 60 followers. It feels like they give them a script to make every topic mysterious and suspenseful for 5 minutes before they just read off a summary from Wikipedia. I think much like how The Hill and The New York Times got Pat to write a couple of columns for free, this channel tells them they're getting paid in exposure and imdb credits.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I feel stupider after watching a couple of minutes of this

 

[EraGodless]

This is his last remaining source of income. Talking about hypothetical aliens made of liquid metal.

Stephen Granade: Physicist

Lee Cronin: Professor of Chemistry

Scott Solomon: Evolutionary Biologist

Sara Seager: Astrophysicist

Patrick Tomlinson: High School Graduate/Fat

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

"perhaps like the t-1000"

Patrick skynet isn't real

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"perhaps like the t-1000"

Patrick skynet isn't real

He's the Low T-1000

 

[BudDickman]

"What if you could replace your toes with fingers?"

 

[Say “Cookie”]

He's the Low T-1000

Nigga got my ribs.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Can't wait for the next one, Rick.

He always looks so great in these things

 

[BudDickman]

"Liquid metal organisms sounds extreme, but we've actually started building the initial blocks of them on Earth."

He's on there because he's the only doofus they can get to say shit like this.

 

[guest]

He doesn't see any meaningful way to interact with them, so in some way they aren't alien to him in any way, they're exactly what he is accustomed to.

 

[guest]

He's the Low T-1000

That's it. That's the line.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

Pat doesn't write books anymore, so he's just there for the $100 and per diem.

My friend thought this was just some goofy vendetta over nothing. When I told him Fat’s current WIP was a tiny tim murder mystery he immediately changed face and said “ew. I hate this guy.”

 

[Stent]

I have run the numbers and I do believe that gripping more tools in space would be beneficial. There is no other possible way to overcome the extraordinary problem of holding things.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I have run the numbers and I do believe that gripping more tools in space would be beneficial. There is no possible way to overcome the extraordinary problem of holding things.

He just wants to be able to hold more pieces of food. "In the future I will have 14 mouths and assholes, child."

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I can't imagine they do. I'll watch this channel occasionally hoping to see Pat and what I get is a bunch of nobodies who might be bloggers or have a youtube channel with 60 followers. It feels like they give them a script to make every topic mysterious and suspenseful for 5 minutes before they just read off a summary from Wikipedia. I think much like how The Hill and The New York Times got Pat to write a couple of columns for free, this channel tells them they're getting paid in exposure and imdb credits.

This kind of shit usually pays a couple hundred bucks. Pat is probably dumb enough to do it for exposure though.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"Liquid metal organisms sounds extreme, but we've actually started building the initial blocks of them on Earth."

He's on there because he's the only doofus they can get to say shit like this.

I like the way Pat says the robots would freeze to death on earth and then everyone else, including the lunatic narrating this garbage, immediately points out how they would obviously know how to avoid that if they made it here.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I only made it 30 seconds in. If a rascal could timestamp Ricks appearances it would be appreciated. It’s fitting that such retarded shit is on the “science channel”.