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Memory lane comin’ right up

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Remember when they were watching Kitchen Nightmares and Norton remarked twice that this woman was "pretty" and "beautiful"?

He certainly has a type.
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All of them had pretty terrible taste in women tbh. I can't count the numbah of times the b-b-boys would fawn over some female co-worker or guest as being "fawking hawt", and when you looked them up they were the most average-looking broads imaginable at best.

I guess those are the standards you've got when you've been a Long Island/Jersey bottom dweller for most of your life until you manage to find success in middle age.
 
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