Mayonnaise makes me puke

[guest]

3 tablespoons of mayonnaise, 3 tablespoons of white Greek yoghurt, 3 cloves of crushed garlic, 1 tablespoon of lemon juice, 1 teaspoon of red sumac. Best garlic sauce for kebabs etc

 

[BoringFaggot]

Hellmann's mayo with roast beef is the bomb, child.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I made some roasted bell peppers yesterday. Had those with some cheddar cheese, butter, mayonnaise and fresh bread.

Ate pretty good.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Growing up, my mom would only get Miracle Whip despite her being the only one in the house who didn't fucking hate it. She's kind of an asshole.

 

[PogromStallone]

I actually learned somewhat recently that America and Europe have different mayonnaise. I tasted American mayo not long after that and it's like putting a spoonful of chemicals in your mouth. I still haven't tasted American soda or chocholate but I can only imagine it tastes awful since they don't have sugar in them.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

That's fair enough. Do you dislike eggs and oil as well, or is it just the combination? I don't like too much mayo, but just a lil bit lil bit is excellent. I'll lightly slather corn on the cob with mayo and sprinkle on some Tajin before I put it on the grill.

Thats one of the only ways I will eat mayo on a dish, can't stand it any other way. If it's used lightly in a rub or mix or as a binding it's also acceptable.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I put extra mayo on my sandwich and I like a good chipotle mayo too. Miracle whip is kind of gross though I'll eat it if I have to, I liked it when I was a kid. Hellmans mayo though, load it up!

 

[Milk74]

I put extra mayo on my sandwich and I like a good chipotle mayo too. Miracle whip is kind of gross though I'll eat it if I have to, I liked it when I was a kid. Hellmans mayo though, load it up!

Miracle whip is like American cheese. It's fake food, but they both compliment a few things exceptionally well.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Mayo on a Turkey sandwich? Come the fuck on, it's delicious.

I very shortly worked at a bar that had a cranberry (Mayo) Turkey club and that was really good but mustard is for regular turkey sandwiches.

 

[Chive Turkey]

You eat rotten meat habitually but this is the line you draw?

You say odd shit to people dude.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You eat rotten meat habitually but this is the line you draw?

You say odd shit to people dude.

I don’t eat rotten meat. I think you’re confusing me with someone else.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I think you’re confusing me with someone else.

Post kitchen counter and feet.

 

[guest]

Miracle whip is like American cheese. It's fake food, but they both compliment a few things exceptionally well.

I don't want real cheese on a burger. I've tried it, it doesn't work. Whether it's Cheddar, Gruyere or Gorgonzola. No.

Plastic, bright yellow American cheese-like product on top of that pattie, please. Accept no substitutes.

 

[Chapel]

I don’t eat anything that looks like it came out my cock

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[stealthygeek]

I recently found out that Hellman's has a Hardee's/Carl's Jr situation where half the country calls it "Best Foods" for whatever reason.

Even if you don't like mayo I would highly recommend covering the outside of a grilled cheese with it before cooking. PFG. One of those things where you dont go back once you've tried it.