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Mayonnaise makes me puke

PogromStallone

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I actually learned somewhat recently that America and Europe have different mayonnaise. I tasted American mayo not long after that and it's like putting a spoonful of chemicals in your mouth. I still haven't tasted American soda or chocholate but I can only imagine it tastes awful since they don't have sugar in them.
 
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TheGhostOfBernellTrammell

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That's fair enough. Do you dislike eggs and oil as well, or is it just the combination? I don't like too much mayo, but just a lil bit lil bit is excellent. I'll lightly slather corn on the cob with mayo and sprinkle on some Tajin before I put it on the grill.
Thats one of the only ways I will eat mayo on a dish, can't stand it any other way. If it's used lightly in a rub or mix or as a binding it's also acceptable.
 

Oogie Farts 1488

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I put extra mayo on my sandwich and I like a good chipotle mayo too. Miracle whip is kind of gross though I'll eat it if I have to, I liked it when I was a kid. Hellmans mayo though, load it up! 😎👍
 

Milk74

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I put extra mayo on my sandwich and I like a good chipotle mayo too. Miracle whip is kind of gross though I'll eat it if I have to, I liked it when I was a kid. Hellmans mayo though, load it up! 😎👍
Miracle whip is like American cheese. It's fake food, but they both compliment a few things exceptionally well.
 

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I recently found out that Hellman's has a Hardee's/Carl's Jr situation where half the country calls it "Best Foods" for whatever reason.

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Even if you don't like mayo I would highly recommend covering the outside of a grilled cheese with it before cooking. PFG. One of those things where you dont go back once you've tried it.
 
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