Maybe Patrick really is a tough guy.

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

he'd call security to escort him to his car.

Don’t forget he claimed he had security escort him to his car for the protection of EVERYONE ELSE. I’m still dizzy from that spin.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Because he comes across as a legit retard and no one wants to be the guy who beat up a special needs person.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He did not have the balls to ask the lady to sit farther away from him while he was working in a public place

 

[Random username]

In real life pat wouldn't bust a grape at a wine making festival. He's softer then cotton.

 

[More Worser]

He’s a whiny little faggot

>little

 

[More Worser]

he'd call security to escort him to his car.

For Will’s protection, stlaker.

 

[Harry Powell]

He emanates such a weird retard faggot energy I would never want to fight him.

You can immediately tell it wouldn’t be a normal white man’s fight. He would sperg out, cops would be involved, he might try to stab you, he would get his sweat on you, he might have a heart attack or actually be seriously injured by you from a simple jab, he would be screeching and making an embarrassing scene during the fight, you would be dealing with this faggot for a protracted period of time no matter what.

Not worth it.

 

[DominusOdium]

He emanates such a weird retard faggot energy I would never want to fight him.

You can immediately tell it wouldn’t be a normal white man’s fight. He would sperg out, cops would be involved, he might try to stab you, he would get his sweat on you, he might have a heart attack or actually be seriously injured by you from a simple jab, he would be screeching and making an embarrassing scene during the fight, you would be dealing with this faggot for a protracted period of time no matter what.

Not worth it.

He's just gonna try to squeeze your balls and put his thumb in your ass. Best to avoid him.

 

[Rudderman]

He's just gonna try to [...] put his thumb in your ass.

A proper oil check is done with the index or middle finger.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He's too alienating to even get in conversations, let alone fights. Anyone who does talk to him probably politely ends the conversation pretty quickly or humors him because he is obviously a retard.

 

[MonsterSteve]

It just goes to show you how full of shit he is saying he's been in all of these FIGHTS in his life. Most people don't walk around starting fights with people even if they are an asshole or whatever. People ignore it and just talk shit about them on their private time instead.

The fact that FatRick claims to have been in all of these fights (and have been victorious) is just one of his many childish fantasies.

OR

There is a second possibility. I've thought about this for a while and there's a chance that once they're in an argument with Rick, they start to realize he's mentally ill retard and once the realization hits them, they apologize and sneak away because they don't want to beat up a retarded man.

 

[guest]

Because he comes across as a legit retard and no one wants to be the guy who beat up a special needs person.

The Milwaukee court system must have internally distributed a memo by now; if I lived in Wisconsin I'd be livid at how he wastes tax dollars.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Because he comes across as a legit retard and no one wants to be the guy who beat up a special needs person.

He emanates such a weird retard faggot energy I would never want to fight him.

You can immediately tell it wouldn’t be a normal white man’s fight. He would sperg out, cops would be involved, he might try to stab you, he would get his sweat on you, he might have a heart attack or actually be seriously injured by you from a simple jab, he would be screeching and making an embarrassing scene during the fight, you would be dealing with this faggot for a protracted period of time no matter what.

Not worth it.

I think he might bite if cornered, and you know it's going to get an infection.

 

[guest]

For Will’s protection, stlaker.