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Who else is going to pay his bills when Anth kicks the bucket?You don’t think Joseph Cumia is invested in his kid’s education?
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Who else is going to pay his bills when Anth kicks the bucket?You don’t think Joseph Cumia is invested in his kid’s education?
Count your outs then multiply by 4 before the turn and 2 before the flop. 4th grade level math.Which brings up a question i've always had. I'm mostly a dilettante when it comes to holdem, but I'm interested in the math, because im a faggot nerd. I've played a bit, but never seriously.
How do retards with no understanding of the combinatorics even play? Joe is not calculating EV+ meta. He's not calculating outs. He's not analyzing and memorizing preflop math, which like chess in the openings, is "solved" in that there's a much lower cardinality of options to memorize. This isn't extremely complex math, its freshman level undergrad at most, but that's way above joe's pay grade. He's likely not pot sizing properly.
Do people like him just go by some sort of combination of intuition and gamblers fallacy. "There hasn't been a flush in a while, so i' m going to bet hard into this flush draw here".
i'm guessing Joe's sheer bovine arrogance could get him through the first day.
Never said he was smart enough to do simple multiplication.thats giving
too much credit
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