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Why would you moo and complain about pistachios when you’re clearly rolling in cash? Makes you think…
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it is he started with 100k for $500 buy inIt’s probably some promotional fake amount. No way the guy who complains about HOA fees and the price of pistachios has that kind of money to gamble. Even baby Bro has been reduced to 25.00 a hand these days.
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At least he wearing sleeves in public. That’s an improvement.I hate how he always wears a hoodie and a beanie no matter where he goes, have some class faggot
No it’s a huge multi day tournament with most likely a big payout structure. He won’t be in the money for another day. What he has now means absolutely nothing.he should just play the 2/5 cash games. He could have left with ~$400 profit depending on the rake. I didn't see a money bubble is it just winner takes all?
I’m gonna give Joe wayyy too much credit here:he should just play the 2/5 cash games. He could have left with ~$400 profit depending on the rake. I didn't see a money bubble is it just winner takes all?
Has he posted the end of day results yet?
He probably smells like ass, too.I hate how he always wears a hoodie and a beanie no matter where he goes, have some class faggot
Jackie. Comment?He probably smells like ass, too.
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