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Mass Shooting Nana’s Hot Take

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Nana's just upset he never got the chance to buy her an iPad, take her for a ride in his sweet Mustang and then brag about going to a high school prom as a grown ass man.

It could have all been so different.
It bugs me so much that this man with that much money has such pedestrian taste in cars. I know it was the top of the line mustang but it still is the same car as Pat's. His other car is an Escalade, he should have gotten a Ferrari and a Land Rover for an SUV.
What am I talking about about? He posed in front of his mustang looking like the trash man walked into the pic
 
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It bugs me so much that this man with that much money has such pedestrian taste in cars. I know it was the top of the line mustang but it still is the same car as Pat's. His other car is an Escalade, he should have gotten a Ferrari and a Land Rover for an SUV.
What am I talking about about? He posed in front of his mustang looking like the trash man walked into the pic
Because high end cars you need to be responsible and Nana does things just for appearances. (It's the same way with his firearms).

Nana's defining quality is his utter ineptitude at being a responsible adult. In the past, he would unnecessarily throw money at lackeys because he couldn't clean up after himself.

With his vehicles, he used to "brag" about never changing the oil, driving around with the check engine light on & avoiding basic maintenance because he can't escape "white" trash background.

Still can't believe he leased a Jaguar: he was probably putting 85 Octane in it and voided the lease by missing the required dealership checks.
 

Anthony's Lime Rickey

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Because high end cars you need to be responsible and Nana does things just for appearances. (It's the same way with his firearms).

Nana's defining quality is his utter ineptitude at being a responsible adult. In the past, he would unnecessarily throw money at lackeys because he couldn't clean up after himself.

With his vehicles, he used to "brag" about never changing the oil, driving around with the check engine light on & avoiding basic maintenance because he can't escape "white" trash background.

Still can't believe he leased a Jaguar: he was probably putting 85 Octane in it and voided the lease by missing the required dealership checks.
When we found out Nana was late with her bills, was hoping a black gentleman would go to repo her car
 
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