Marc Maron shits all over Rogan's fuckboys

[goo gobbler]

Everyone's saying Maron's a hack comic but his stand up is actually pretty funny. I'll say it.

i don't remember which one it was, but i watched one by chance on pluto or samsungtv or whatever, maybe it was thinky pain? whatever it was i wound up watching it all the way through. good story telling and some solid jokes. he's miles above someone like Norton or the Rogan crew.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Especially Bert, with his shit-stained T shirts

Who do you think is at the top of the “biggest faggot” list of the Rogan-verse?

I’d say Joe has to be. He’s probably not a terrible guy in real life, but his entire aura is just retarded. How many different ways can you say “whooooa” and bring up some stupid ass knowledge about animals (wolves! Moose! Whoa!)?

After him, it’s open season. I’ll suggest the following:

2.) Joey Diaz. Tough Cuban faggot who threatened to kill a guy for laughing at him.

3.) Brenda. Literal mongoloid.

4.) Bert. Fat drunk who is self-obsessed and fake laughs at everything.

5.) Tom. Arrogant fuck, ugly pig wife (also see #4)

6.) Callen. Raspy queer, rapist.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Who do you think is at the top of the “biggest faggot” list of the Rogan-verse?

I’d say Joe has to be. He’s probably not a terrible guy in real life, but his entire aura is just retarded. How many different ways can you say “whooooa” and bring up some stupid ass knowledge about animals (wolves! Moose! Whoa!)?

After him, it’s open season. I’ll suggest the following:

2.) Joey Diaz. Tough Cuban faggot who threatened to kill a guy for laughing at him.

3.) Brenda. Literal mongoloid.

4.) Bert. Fat drunk who is self-obsessed and fake laughs at everything.

5.) Tom. Arrogant fuck, ugly pig wife (also see #4)

6.) Callen. Raspy queer, rapist.

I used to sometimes enjoy Rogan's gay show when he used to have real guests, and he wasn't always just free-form rambling about internet bullshit with some awful comedian or edgy pundit, like how he does now. All that weed and the concussions seem to have caught up with him over the last few years.

Joey and Bert are the same to me. I mildly enjoyed them at first, until I heard their inimitable made-up stories one too many times. Now I loathe them both. That Schaub guy too, possibly the gayest "comedian" I've ever seen. The rest of that group is indistinguishable to me.

 

[LingerLonger]

Who do you think is at the top of the “biggest faggot” list of the Rogan-verse?

3.) Brenda. Literal mongoloid.

Schaub was a professional athlete in the top MMA organization. And probably could have been a bench player in the NFL. He was on the Buffalo Bill's practice squad and training team but quit. He would then do some regional MMA and join the UFC. He actually had a pretty good career in the UFC.

At some point he got sucked into Rogan's vortex of faggots comedians and was told "we don't hang with pro athletes....we only hang with comedians". So he quit MMA to become a comic because like a typical jock retard he is still susceptible to peer pressure. Rogan is obviously jealous of Brendan being an actual fighter and basically fooled him into quitting MMA for comedy. When Brendan easily could be coaching his team or working in the front office of the PFL or whatever. Rogan essentially ruined Schaub's MMA career out of bitterness then forced Brendan's awful comedy on the world.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Maron had to bring up Toe in not one, but his last two specials in a row. He couldn't mention Joe by name the second time so he mentions comics in a "UFC locker room" being cringe.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Who do you think is at the top of the “biggest faggot” list of the Rogan-verse?

I’d say Joe has to be. He’s probably not a terrible guy in real life, but his entire aura is just retarded. How many different ways can you say “whooooa” and bring up some stupid ass knowledge about animals (wolves! Moose! Whoa!)?

After him, it’s open season. I’ll suggest the following:

2.) Joey Diaz. Tough Cuban faggot who threatened to kill a guy for laughing at him.

3.) Brenda. Literal mongoloid.

4.) Bert. Fat drunk who is self-obsessed and fake laughs at everything.

5.) Tom. Arrogant fuck, ugly pig wife (also see #4)

6.) Callen. Raspy queer, rapist.

Tony Hinchcliffe and Callen are at the top of my list.

 

[White Phillip]

I’ve known guys like Bert and Joey Diaz all my life. Over the top douchebags that exaggerate or outright bullshit you about things, even when there’s absolutely no reason to, and if you ever call them out on their obviously fake stories, they’ll just say “you had to be there, bro!”

Marc is an insufferable kike but tolerable in small doses. One over the top fake laugh from guys like Kreischer about a fake story he just told? Far worse.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

WWAWD Stand-up being embarrassing and unfunny. Not "nowadays", always.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Tony Hinchcliffe and Callen are at the top of my list.

Fawk I forgot Hinchcliffe he is definitely up there

 

[AssholeHead]

Maron is right. The “eh it was okay” form is comedy of Bert, Rogan, Callen, Hinchcliffe sucks. I’d rather listen to a Tom Myers than any Chris D’Elia. Because at least Myers is trying to be funny and not aww shucks he’s so nice.

Bert is like the “bad at his job but nice guy co-worker”. He sucks at work and you wonder how he got hired. But because he’ll buy everyone lunch & a box of Entenmanns on Friday and isn’t an jerkoff to anyone, you’ll sit in the break room and tolerate his “I got my wife 5 pairs of pajamas” story.

99% of comics won’t say a bad word about Bert because really, he’s over the top kind to them (desperate to be liked). He’ll take them on tour, pay them well, put them up in 5 star cabins for a Netflix show, do everyone’s shitty podcast, stroke their egos. And this results in guys like Bert who are “not great but not the worst thing I’ve seen” version of boring, average comedy that people leave on the background while doing housework.

That’s why it’s at least refreshing for Maron to call it out as “he’s not funny”.

I have no idea how anyone can like Segura. Massive nepotistic smug cunt.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Maron, Burt, Rogan, Burr, Vos. All comics are faggots. Standup is the lowest form of entertainment. Below pornography and beheading videos.

Yes. All of these faggots are generally degenerates who now because of people like Pryor or Carlin think they’re all Socrates and Plato. The superiority complex on these assholes, they all need to be brought to heel and know their place, setting up the burlesque dancer with big beefers.

Hearing these fucking assholes talk about the “craft” and “civilians” is the biggest cope of all. The ones that do it the most are the least funniest ones: the Rogan Comics and ((Dave Smith)). The ones that actually have any talent or ability are focusing on being funny, not being apart of this gay little circle jerk club of theirs. Rogan does this more than anyone else, cause on some level he knows he’s not funny or talented and despite having success with his podcast, or the ufc. I remember listening to an episode he had with ((Ari)) and he was crying about how he wanted ((Mitzi Shores)) approval as being funny and talented. It was one of the gayest shit.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

A Jew communist with a history of psychologically abusing young white gentile women versus Rogan cling-on's.

I genuinely don't know what to do here fam.

I hate to say it but I think I'm going to side with the Roganites. I just have to.

Fair enough, sir. I might have to rethink that one myself. "That's a tough one, man."

If the kike hadn't excused that fat faced hack Segura faggot during his bitter tirade I might still side with him. But he has to go with "everyone's up Rogan's ass, but you seem to do your own thing." Does he? Did he?

Faggot literally put on lipstick to suck sweaty gym rat midget cock. He lined right up with all the rest. That's what makes me hate them all so much.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Maron is right. The “eh it was okay” form is comedy of Bert, Rogan, Callen, Hinchcliffe sucks. I’d rather listen to a Tom Myers than any Chris D’Elia. Because at least Myers is trying to be funny and not aww shucks he’s so nice.

Bert is like the “bad at his job but nice guy co-worker”. He sucks at work and you wonder how he got hired. But because he’ll buy everyone lunch & a box of Entenmanns on Friday and isn’t an jerkoff to anyone, you’ll sit in the break room and tolerate his “I got my wife 5 pairs of pajamas” story.

99% of comics won’t say a bad word about Bert because really, he’s over the top kind to them (desperate to be liked). He’ll take them on tour, pay them well, put them up in 5 star cabins for a Netflix show, do everyone’s shitty podcast, stroke their egos. And this results in guys like Bert who are “not great but not the worst thing I’ve seen” version of boring, average comedy that people leave on the background while doing housework.

That’s why it’s at least refreshing for Maron to call it out as “he’s not funny”.

I have no idea how anyone can like Segura. Massive nepotistic smug cunt.

"I have no idea how anyone can like Segura. Massive nepotistic smug cunt."

That's a question for a wrapping up panel of the 21st century discussing what useless garbage was allowed to proliferate and why?! The entire Rogan crew, stool humping faggotry, yelling to cover up incredibly inept and ineffective "comedy," riding around in limousines in smog ridden, gang infested shit hole LA bragging about the rocket science of "the craft" and how "civilians" are incapable of understanding the staggering amount of mental acuity and Einstein level genius of their brainiac comedic extrapolation, etc.

They're all so utterly fucking wretched. The whole lot.

I hope they get it right 75 years from now and correct the ships direction... And I'm not talking about the hack Comedy Mother Ship either.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Who do you think is at the top of the “biggest faggot” list of the Rogan-verse?

I’d say Joe has to be. He’s probably not a terrible guy in real life, but his entire aura is just retarded. How many different ways can you say “whooooa” and bring up some stupid ass knowledge about animals (wolves! Moose! Whoa!)?

After him, it’s open season. I’ll suggest the following:

2.) Joey Diaz. Tough Cuban faggot who threatened to kill a guy for laughing at him.

3.) Brenda. Literal mongoloid.

4.) Bert. Fat drunk who is self-obsessed and fake laughs at everything.

5.) Tom. Arrogant fuck, ugly pig wife (also see #4)

6.) Callen. Raspy queer, rapist.

Wish I could give this 100 earth shattering ribs.

I'd actually watch an episode of The Joe Rogan Experience if Joe would answer to this list and why it exists in the first place.

 

[guest]

What's with the faggot who made the video's voice. Pep it up a bit, you low energy zilch

 

[midwit]

The thing that irks me abt these ppl is not that they are all fake and Jew'd in deep ways. That's fine, I don't expect mankind to stop pursuing wealth just bc white people are getting slaughtered out of existence.

It's that they really go out of there to put on this facade like they give a snails cunt abt anything in life other than $. Like they have these "moral stands" where some trivial thing in the comedy industry is just "fucked up, man" and they draw a make-believe line in the sand. It's insufferable and they all do the bit.

 

[NigelCumia]

Maron is a faux intellectual who had his podcast success stripped away by an autistic frat boy with a sense of wonder and he's fucking seething about it.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Yes. All of these faggots are generally degenerates who now because of people like Pryor or Carlin think they’re all Socrates and Plato. The superiority complex on these assholes, they all need to be brought to heel and know their place, setting up the burlesque dancer with big beefers.

Hearing these fucking assholes talk about the “craft” and “civilians” is the biggest cope of all. The ones that do it the most are the least funniest ones: the Rogan Comics and ((Dave Smith)). The ones that actually have any talent or ability are focusing on being funny, not being apart of this gay little circle jerk club of theirs. Rogan does this more than anyone else, cause on some level he knows he’s not funny or talented and despite having success with his podcast, or the ufc. I remember listening to an episode he had with ((Ari)) and he was crying about how he wanted ((Mitzi Shores)) approval as being funny and talented. It was one of the gayest shit.

Also, another aspect that fucking grates on me that nobody ever talks about is how horrible Rogan's shitty phlegm voice is! Nigga sounds like a goddamn toad. Some kind of bastard midget Kermit the faggot hack shit. Such a shitty vocal for constantly being behind a mic.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Tony Hinchcliffe and Callen are at the top of my list.

That fucking retard Callen is another one with an abominable froggy phlegm BaBa Booey voice and non stop wants to flap his faggot lips with one of the most grating vocals known to man. Him and Rogan on the same episode is homicide inducing.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

The thing that irks me abt these ppl is not that they are all fake and Jew'd in deep ways. That's fine, I don't expect mankind to stop pursuing wealth just bc white people are getting slaughtered out of existence.

It's that they really go out of there to put on this facade like they give a snails cunt abt anything in life other than $. Like they have these "moral stands" where some trivial thing in the comedy industry is just "fucked up, man" and they draw a make-believe line in the sand. It's insufferable and they all do the bit

Not only will they all more than willingly DO DA BIT, they'll dance to whatever faggot ass size 2 women's shoe tap dance Rogan leads with sporting a queer, ear to ear flaming homosexual Hinchcliffe grin happily. Zero soul and zero spine. None of 'em. Not a one.