Marathon Idea: Turning a Fat Cheater Into A Good Cause

[CarolMaxheinie]

...which leads to a tricky decision - do you get a restraining order against this "armed drunk with anger issues"* who's forbidden to see his daughter... ...or do you challenge him to a race? The guy's been running half-marathons for a decade, surely he's up to a full one by now? You could even give yourself a time penalty to make it more fair.

I'm definitely in, though - just let us know when and how to donate. I'd suggest nobody donate under silly names, no Nigels, as I suspect that if Fatrick has a penny left by the time of the race he'll try and subpoena the donor list, and you don't want to stand out.

Also, if you're reading this Rick - remember that you've told the court that all of your harassers are also in Wisconsin, so make sure you scope your request for names to just this great state of ours, otherwise you'll be admitting you lied to the court and they have sanctions for that (it's called "contempt of court").

* That "armed drunk with anger issues" is based on Pat's social media, so sue him, Brinton.

I will spot him an hour. I can easily give him an hour head start and beat him in a half marathon. I will wager $130,000 on it.