Mancakes

[MonsterSteve]

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Scroll the pics above and look at the amount of syrup over time. Pat is trying to self soothe with sweets.

Pancakes with this much syrup would be nauseating after a bite or two.

The worst part is it's not even real maple syrup. He uses the fake shit that's pure corn starch.

 

[N64 Cube]

I’m surprised he didn’t stage that picture like he usually does. He always has his Star Wars mug, some shitty magazine/book, a PS4 controller and some other side of food.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Reminder: Pat bought crumpets to feel more british. He then added cinnamon and sugar but it needed more sugar so he added jam
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That's not even a crumpet, it's clearly a fucking English muffin.

 

[CompoundBasement]

That's not even a crumpet, it's clearly a fucking English muffin.

Walmart goyslop.

 

[guest]

I really owe Pat for making me realize how gay it is to upload everything to social media.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Walmart goyslop.

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Not gonna lie. I fawkin love an English muffin once in a while with an over medium egg and some bacon

 

[CompoundBasement]

At least you call it an "English Muffin" rather than a "crumpet" and also know the difference between "jam" and the corn syrup slop fatso splats on his processed white bread circles.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Now we know why his hats no longer fit

 

[Turk February]

You need to work out to make protein pancakes count, stupid.
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Holy shit, Patrick S Tomlinson is Season 1 Cartman
-Delusional about his weight
-Speaks authoritatively on subjects he doesn't understand
-Lies about/doesn't understand what his parent/parents do
-Easily emotionally manipulated with his overly sensitive psychological weak spots
-Looks down on the poor, not understranding he, himself, is poor
-Anger and crying are the first automatic emotional reaction in all situations
-Pretty universally disliked by peers, ignorant of that fact
-Fat fucking piece of shit

 

[Kurt_Love]

Seeing him pose those sci-fi mugs makes honey badger doing that to him now with his Rick mugs even funnier.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

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Selfish pig getting that gay magazine all mucked up and sticky with his syrup hands. Doesn't even consider anyone else might want to read it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Selfish pig getting that gay magazine all mucked up and sticky with his syrup hands. Doesn't even consider anyone else might want to read it.
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He was never reading that while he ate. He just staged it for the photo so his publisher and followers can see him being a stealthygeek. He thinks this makes him more of a geek to read this while having breakfast. In reality people just see it as a photo only a retarded 12 year old would take.

 

[guest]

We had friends over for brunch yesterday. Sausage, bacon, scrambled eggs, pancakes and fruit. The only people who ate pancakes were my kids and our friends' kid.

Tomlinson, you are fat.

 

[Sputnik]

This is what 43 year old men who haven't gained a pound since high school and have a 34 waist but haven't done cardio in 5 years (thanks @CarolMaxheinie) eat after a night of drinking beers.

Ok I have a 34 waist and I'm way out of shape, I guess I need the Patrick diet.