Mama Raven’s handsome boy is wrapped in his pink blankie, Jergen’s jerkoff lube not far away

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I'm not one for abusing animals but if their of those snakes with fur tried that tiger king shit on me I'd fling their fancy feast asses across the room at the nearest wall.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m….into things….

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this fat idiot with tits actually thinks his cat is some sort of lion/jaguar

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I've said it before, but I bet Pat is one of those people who is afraid of big dogs. My buddy's ex has a giant English Mastiff who growls when he's happy. I'd like to see how Pat would interact with that dog one on one. I bet he'd get himself attacked by acting like a crazy bitch.

 

[fricklefrackle]

That cat wants him dead, there was Nat geo show years ago where the lions in Africa were getting this illness that made them go insane, the healthy lions would sense this early on and kill them

Will Your Cat Eat Your Corpse?

The short answer is maybe. The long answer won't make you feel any better.

www.wired.com

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I

I'm not one for abusing animals but if their of those snakes with fur tried that tiger king shit on me I'd fling their fancy feast asses across the room at the nearest wall.

I was gonna say, I generally like cats but if Pat’s little piece of shit scratched me for no reason I’d twist its head off like an action figure.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Wrong ,the Jergens is for the stretch marks I caused gaining muscle mass at the gym last week

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’m….into things….

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this fat idiot with tits actually thinks his cat is some sort of lion/jaguar

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this nigger thinks his life is a joss whedon show

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nope.

It would appear that Patrick does this quite frequently.

Nice pregnancy belly, stupid. Pat seems like the kind of asshole who will roughhouse with his cat, basically training them to respond angrily then get pissed if someone smacked it for attacking them

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nice pregnancy belly, stupid. Pat seems like the kind of asshole who will roughhouse with his cat, basically training them to respond angrily then get pissed if someone smacked it for attacking them

The cats can sense the meatloaf in his big ol tummy

 

[guest]

Why is this this your life?

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Check out that incline! The cat is standing on it's hind legs.

 

[42069]

If you are going to do nothing all day at least sit up

 

[Snake]

his chin

Which one.

 

[Guyincognito]

Why is this this your life?

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“This face has put human beings in the emergency room”
Dummy clearly meant for the phone to be in selfie mode

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Just out of view: Patricks CPAP machine

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The cats won't eat his corpse. Too much fat and cholesterol.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

The cat is just there to steal the heat. Pat doesnt use the heater much so they walk around in sweaters and stay under the blankets. The cats are just looking for the warmest spot. Thats why the cats curl up together. They are cold.

 

[guest]

The cats can sense the meatloaf in his big ol tummy

They can also smell the farts.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I’m….into things….

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I guarantee he stole this joke.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Shots of the hovel look like something out of an Edgar Allen Poe story. A dark, lonely, dreary place where depression runs rampant and the horrors that occur off camera are only left to the imagination