Mama Raven’s handsome boy is wrapped in his pink blankie, Jergen’s jerkoff lube not far away

[guest]

Why is this this your life?

 

[guest]

You can tell he laid all the way back and put the camera right underneath his chin and stretched his legs to make himself look as tall as possible lol

 

[TorqueWheeler]

How many Tomlinson pets have severely injured humans or apex predators over the years? It’s quite a remarkable coincidence.

 

[Meownaw]

Isn't that the exact same photo he used months ago?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Isn't that the exact same photo he used months ago?

Nope.

It would appear that Patrick does this quite frequently.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nope.

It would appear that Patrick does this quite frequently.

Holy fuck is that pathetic.

Also, he is so obsessed with talking about how “badass” his cats are. I don’t mind cats, but Jesus Christ, they’re not some sort of bad ass apex predator attack animal.

He’s just a retard. Also fat.

 

[Meownaw]

Nope.

It would appear that Patrick does this quite frequently.

Wrong, child. I thought I was going crazy but I found it. Double Dip Tomlinson at it again.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wrong, child. I thought I was going crazy but I found it. Double Dip Tomlinson at it again.

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Holy shit that is fucking pathetic. Double dipping a photo over two months later. That’s how desperate you are for likes, Fatty? Have some dignity.

 

[Caverlock]

I remember from one of his "my audience has demanded to hear the story about..." deals that it severed one of Niki's veins in her forearm/wrist, and she had to go to the hospital, but who's the other human being?

Nevermind, the whole thing is made up, anyway.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I remember from one of his "my audience has demanded to hear the story about..." deals that it severed one of Niki's veins in her forearm/wrist, and she had to go to the hospital, but who's the other human being?

Nevermind, the whole thing is made up, anyway.

A 5lb cat slashed a vein in a 170lb woman with Popeye forearms? Nigga please.

 

[guest]

Why does he masturbate in front of his cats? Very sick guy!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why does he masturbate in front of his cats? Very sick guy!

Fat too!

 

[guest]

Fat too!

It can't be stated often enough.

 

[Phish]

I remember from one of his "my audience has demanded to hear the story about..." deals that it severed one of Niki's veins in her forearm/wrist, and she had to go to the hospital, but who's the other human being?

Nevermind, the whole thing is made up, anyway.

Have i told you about my Praying Mantis story…my followers DEMAND it, child

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's always daylight shining in while this loser is wrapped in a blanket on his couch.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Why does he masturbate in front of his cats? Very sick guy!

It's da only pussy he gets. AGGOOOOSHHHH!!!

(we should able to car crash our own comments.)

 

[ISO__JOE]

while the rest of the world is out working, raising their children, and contributing to society.... this is the kind of shit rick is getting into.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That cat wants him dead, there was Nat geo show years ago where the lions in Africa were getting this illness that made them go insane, the healthy lions would sense this early on and kill them

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, I've been sent to the emergency room due to a really bad cat bite. It's not like I didn't have the option of stomping that cat to death very easily if I wanted to.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Why does he masturbate in front of his cats? Very sick guy!

I’m….into things….

this fat idiot with tits actually thinks his cat is some sort of lion/jaguar