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M.C Serch ENDS Timeless Hip Hop Brunch at Proper. I LOST TOO MUCH MONEY, B!

Child..

Ashy torso + drugs = perfect night!
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I had a cousin do club promoting etc when we were 18, and by 23 he got married and grew up got an AUTOCAD certification and took care of his family. The only family member who even tangentially did the whole "entertainment" nonsense. Try as you might, you cant perfume the pig, there is no money in entertainment and singing and dancing and dj'ing is lowly.

Now imagine doing that shit past the age of 50?
 

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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I had a cousin do club promoting etc when we were 18, and by 23 he got married and grew up got an AUTOCAD certification and took care of his family. The only family member who even tangentially did the whole "entertainment" nonsense. Try as you might, you cant perfume the pig, there is no money in entertainment and singing and dancing and dj'ing is lowly.

Now imagine doing that shit past the age of 50?

Did ya?
 

DMAN

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Lol, He's trying to guilt his nonexistent fanbase, then goes on and on about how he's not "salty."

Love how he says "obviously there's other DJs in the area y'all wanna see." In his dopey mind, EVERYONE goes to "luncheons" or "brunch" specifically to see a live DJ and listen to music in the middle of the day. Like this is a booming industry, something that EVERYONE needs, in high demand, (just not with him. Lol)

Have you ever even glanced at a promotional sign advertising a live DJ anywhere? The DMAN's eyes will avert naturally just because his mind tells him "bullshit, ignore this bullshit"
 
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Lol, He's trying to guilt his nonexistent fanbase, then goes on and on about how he's not "salty."

Love how he says "obviously there's other DJs in the area y'all wanna see." In his dopey mind, EVERYONE goes to "luncheons" or "brunch" specifically to see a live DJ and listen to music in the middle of the day. Like this is a booming industry, something that EVERYONE needs, in high demand, (just not with him. Lol)

Have you ever even glanced at a promotional sign advertising a live DJ anywhere? The DMAN's eyes will avert naturally just because his mind tells him "bullshit, ignore this bullshit"
On top of all that theyre in Miami

No one isn't on the beach on Sundays from 12-4
 
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Lol, He's trying to guilt his nonexistent fanbase, then goes on and on about how he's not "salty."

Love how he says "obviously there's other DJs in the area y'all wanna see." In his dopey mind, EVERYONE goes to "luncheons" or "brunch" specifically to see a live DJ and listen to music in the middle of the day. Like this is a booming industry, something that EVERYONE needs, in high demand, (just not with him. Lol)

Have you ever even glanced at a promotional sign advertising a live DJ anywhere? The DMAN's eyes will avert naturally just because his mind tells him "bullshit, ignore this bullshit"

The great irony is that "y'all" is basically this forum and three other people. No one else even knows who he is.
 

RoTheHo69

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