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I did not Torah a hole in my pants, child.
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Lying fat hunk of shit nigger who knows nothing about Christianity or Judaism doesn't know what the Talmud is
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Wrong as always, stlaker. I know religion is wrong, and the only answer to believe in is science. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.
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The only thing stupider than politics is religion. But now they're basically the same thing and I hate it.
Like if there's a God, he's squeeing because one group of humans figured out the right way to worship him and all the rest have it wrong. Like he's some overinvolved grandma. No no no I told them not to eat pork! Then why'd you go and make pigs so damn delicious, God? You could have made them taste like horses! It's crazy how many religious Jews, Muslims, and whoever else live their entire lives without trying sausage, ham, pork chops, fucking bacon. There's like 3 land animals God made taste incredible, 4 if you count turkey, imagine how much of a dick you'd be if you bought your kid 4 toys but this one they're not allowed to play with. It's just gonna sit on the shelf there and you can never play with it.
Like if there's a God, he's squeeing because one group of humans figured out the right way to worship him and all the rest have it wrong. Like he's some overinvolved grandma. No no no I told them not to eat pork! Then why'd you go and make pigs so damn delicious, God? You could have made them taste like horses! It's crazy how many religious Jews, Muslims, and whoever else live their entire lives without trying sausage, ham, pork chops, fucking bacon. There's like 3 land animals God made taste incredible, 4 if you count turkey, imagine how much of a dick you'd be if you bought your kid 4 toys but this one they're not allowed to play with. It's just gonna sit on the shelf there and you can never play with it.
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Last time I was in that situation St. Mel carried me out.