Luke Assmuncher

[The Greaseman]

Disney+ Star Wars leans towards exploring Luke Skywalker's LGBTQ identity

Disney's Star Wars franchise has been making changes to George Lucas' original creation for over a decade now.

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[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Disney isn't going to stop until every character is revealed to have been gay or trans the entire time. Fuck Disney. 66% of people polled said they're uncomfortable with all the faggot shit Disney is shoe-horning into their movies and shows. I hope they continue to lose their asses financially like they've been for the past two years. D+ had to boost their sub numbers by offering it for free to anyone with a Verizon cell phone. From what I've read, they've been hemorrhaging money and the horizon still looks bleak. When I have kids, Disney is going to be treated like the Spice Channel when I was growing up - if you're caught watching it, you're grounded

 

[Jenna]

I mean, Captains Kirk and Picard were pussyhounds and Luke spent 4 movies ignoring every female except his sister. The only character he had sexual chemistry with was R2-D2!

 

[HeyItsVos]

I mean, Captains Kirk and Picard were pussyhounds and Luke spent 4 movies ignoring every female except his sister. The only character he had sexual chemistry with was R2-D2!

There were only like 3 women in those movies though and he was related to 2 of them.

 

[guest]

Honest question because I don't really watch Star wars: he wasn't a faggot?

I literally thought the only time he ever got kissed was by his sister.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Honest question because I don't really watch Star wars: he wasn't a faggot?

I literally thought the only time he ever got kissed was by his sister.

Don’t be fooled by the actor. Mark Hamill is a big fag, but Luke is just a regular kid.

 

[Jenna]

Honest question because I don't really watch Star wars: he wasn't a faggot?

I literally thought the only time he ever got kissed was by his sister.

Same thing with Lord of the Rings. It's not shoved down your throat but Frodo & Sam are a couple, and so are Legolas and the Dwarf.

 

[guest]

Don’t be fooled by the actor. Mark Hamill is a big fag, but Luke is just a regular kid.

Are you goofing or is Mark Hamill an actual homosexual?

I really don't know because I don't know anything about Mark Hamill but I do know that he sounds like a homo.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Don’t be fooled by the actor. Mark Hamill is a big fag, but Luke is just a regular kid.

Besides, in the old books before Disney bought the property, Luke eventually got married to a hot red head chick and they had a son.
/faggot.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Are you goofing or is Mark Hamill an actual homosexual?

I really don't know because I don't know anything about Mark Hamill but I do know that he sounds like a homo.

Fag as in I don’t like him. Mark’s not actually gay either.

 

[guest]

Fag as in I don’t like him. Mark’s not actually gay either.

Are you sure because I've never heard anything about him having a wife or girlfriend and he really has a gay guy's voice.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Are you sure because I've never heard anything about him having a wife or girlfriend and he really has a gay guy's voice.

He and his wife helped pressure his son’s girlfriend into getting an abortion. That’s actually the only time I ever heard of his wife or kid.

 

[guest]

He and his wife helped pressure his son’s girlfriend into getting an abortion. That’s actually the only time I ever heard of his wife or kid.

Ew. That's Darth side shit, Luke.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Ew. That's Darth side shit, Luke.

Too many years voicing the Joker fucked with his head.

 

[guest]

Too many years voicing the Joker fucked with his head.

Oh yea. I always forget people tard out about his one other D-list role.

He'll always just be the Luke character from a corny movie series to me.

My favorite thing about Harrison Ford is that he became actually famous and dislikes Star wars as much as I do.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Oh yea. I always forget people tard out about his one other D-list role.

He'll always just be the Luke character from a corny movie series to me.

My favorite thing about Harrison Ford is that he became actually famous and dislikes Star wars as much as I do.

I think Harrison Ford would have a better attitude towards it if the fans weren’t so obsessed. They’re kids movies from the 70s and 80s.

I was reading a book about Blade Runner and the author said Ford is down to talk about his experiences during BL and his views on the story and characters as long as you don’t approach him like a weirdo.

 

[guest]

I think Harrison Ford would have a better attitude towards it if the fans weren’t so obsessed. They’re kids movies from the 70s and 80s.

I was reading a book about Blade Runner and the author said Ford is down to talk about his experiences during BL and his views on the story and characters as long as you don’t approach him like a weirdo.

I just never understood the level of man child it takes to walk up to Harrison Ford and be like oh my god you're hand solo!!!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Honest question because I don't really watch Star wars: he wasn't a faggot?

I literally thought the only time he ever got kissed was by his sister.

yeah he was a homo. They cut out a scene where he has sex in a galactic men's room with a space faggot

 

[guest]

yeah he was a homo. They cut out a scene where he has sex in a galactic men's room with a space faggot

My dick won't fit into your bunghole.

Use the FORCE, sailor.