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Low effort interviews

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Jim & Sam had a terrible interview with Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) yesterday. He was giving them gold about sneaking into the country and being a non-English-speaking homeless person and they just did nothing with it at all.

You could tell Cesar sensed the interview was tanking, and tried to switch gears to talking about society and the human condition, so Jim & Sam decided to kiss his ass and basically say he's so successful he's not even really part of society anymore, which utterly sandbagged Cesar's attempt to salvage the interview. They poorly shilled a GPS collar he's selling and the segment sputtered across the finish line.

I normally wouldn't criticize but you could tell they could have just gotten out of the way and Cesar would have Mexicanly done all the work by himself.
Norton has been telling his husband they were going to get a dog and he didn't even ask what's a good dog for him or anything? Just running the clock every show, I guess.
 

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The only good interviewer was Larry King and he died years ago. He was impervious to embarrassment and asked only the most important questions.

“And then he raped me after the grocery store…”

“… what’d he do with the food?”

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“How important is the skateboard?”
For context here is the XGames fall he’s asking the skater about:
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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I do enjoy the screaming for peace thing and when Howard says, “I don’t even know why I involved you so just shut up” when Benjy starts answering questions like a retard.

"Hey, Harrrrrrr?"

He is a fat little Ponce, I'll give ya that. But when he's had his moments, they're classic.
 

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Which way?! Medium or well done?
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Jim & Sam had a terrible interview with Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) yesterday. He was giving them gold about sneaking into the country and being a non-English-speaking homeless person and they just did nothing with it at all.

Norton has been telling his husband they were going to get a dog and he didn't even ask what's a good dog for him or anything? Just running the clock every show
How does anyone know this???
 

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"Hey, Harrrrrrr?"

He is a fat little Ponce, I'll give ya that. But when he's had his moments, they're classic.
Everything with Elisa was painstakingly unfunny. I give him like a .150 batting average. I’m assuming he’s always been more of a writer though.
 
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Jim & Sam had a terrible interview with Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) yesterday. He was giving them gold about sneaking into the country and being a non-English-speaking homeless person and they just did nothing with it at all.

You could tell Cesar sensed the interview was tanking, and tried to switch gears to talking about society and the human condition, so Jim & Sam decided to kiss his ass and basically say he's so successful he's not even really part of society anymore, which utterly sandbagged Cesar's attempt to salvage the interview. They poorly shilled a GPS collar he's selling and the segment sputtered across the finish line.

I normally wouldn't criticize but you could tell they could have just gotten out of the way and Cesar would have Mexicanly done all the work by himself.
Norton spent the entire time hoping Cesar would mention how important scent is to dogs.
 

Chive Turkey

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Norton is awful as an interviewer because he only cares about KISS and degenerate sex acts with men who dress as women. You could have the most interesting person in the world on and Norton would be bored unless they like to blow other men.
Or worse, he'd feign expertise on the given guest's subject matter after reading a Wikipedia article.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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Dr Kaku interviews made me uneasy. Like I could sense his jap autism seeping through the airwaves and it made me nervous.

Chris Jericho was always a fuckin bore.

MMA fighters, don't care. Porn whores, goes without saying.

Really I only liked when they interviewed Cliff Clavin that one time
 
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Being a good interviewer is about asking the right questions. With nuscisians actors and whatnot, you can’t grill them to much, but you can’t come off like a fan that’s just interested in them. You have to seem like you have an idea of what kind of questions you want, gain the persons trust a little to get their guard down, and hopefully they say something worth while. What Howard did was just interrogation rapid fire, he was just ask whatever was in the top of his head, and if he wasn’t entertained with the answer he would interrupt with something like “man you must get laid a lot” “how much do you get laid” to throw them off. With opie he is more laid back to try and lull people in with a false sense of security before he dropped the hammer, but too often he was just nice to people and it would be boring. And Anthony just does his people pleasing stuff and fake laughing, horrific, and what can I say about jim that you guys haven’t already?? I would say out of them all Sam is probably the best at interviewing but I don’t like sam
 

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Being a good interviewer is about asking the right questions. With nuscisians actors and whatnot, you can’t grill them to much, but you can’t come off like a fan that’s just interested in them. You have to seem like you have an idea of what kind of questions you want, gain the persons trust a little to get their guard down, and hopefully they say something worth while. What Howard did was just interrogation rapid fire, he was just ask whatever was in the top of his head, and if he wasn’t entertained with the answer he would interrupt with something like “man you must get laid a lot” “how much do you get laid” to throw them off. With opie he is more laid back to try and lull people in with a false sense of security before he dropped the hammer, but too often he was just nice to people and it would be boring. And Anthony just does his people pleasing stuff and fake laughing, horrific, and what can I say about jim that you guys haven’t already?? I would say out of them all Sam is probably the best at interviewing but I don’t like sam
Do you think that you became successful to get back at the people in your life? How often do you make a doody? Oh you’re so hot, I’d bang you so hard.
 

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Do you think that you became successful to get back at the people in your life? How often do you make a doody? Oh you’re so hot, I’d bang you so hard.

Hey, quick question. Why were you talking to yourself last night? lol..

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