Love it when Pat talks about kids like this

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Annabelle will not only never love you, Patrick, she will never even know you, or who you are.

He really believes when she turns 18 she will come running to the half house to give him a big hug and will tell him she loves him and call him dad. In reality she will forever resent him and want nothing to do with him. There’s an old saying that you don’t have to be the father to be a father. Jon stepped up while piggy ran to lay on the couch getting in daily twitter fights at 41. She will hate him much more than we do for being a deadbeat piece of shit.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He really believes when she turns 18 she will come running to the half house to give him a big hug and will tell him she loves him and call him dad. In reality she will forever resent him and want nothing to do with him. There’s an old saying that you don’t have to be the father to be a father. Jon stepped up while piggy ran to lay on the couch getting in daily twitter fights at 41. She will hate him much more than we do for being a deadbeat piece of shit.

I hope they don't reunite on Twitter, I feel like some little rascal might post a kiwifarms link

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I really wish that crusty old frigid bitch Judith Raven used a coat hanger to abort our prized pig. Think of all the inner city black kids that could have been fed bacon from that fat fucking baby pig. Instead it's Pat munching on them.

 

[potatopeeler63]

I hope they don't reunite on Twitter, I feel like some little rascal might post a kiwifarms link

What is she, like 8?
Can't imagine when she's 15-16 and ade has "the talk" with her, Annabelle does some googling and stumbles upon the entire saga.
There are many ribs to be had in 2030

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He was crying the other day that the REAL problem in the black community isn’t fathers running away from their responsibilities but the fact they get locked up for crimes. Of course Pat has no issue with signing away his rights to his kid, that’s 100% ok, child.

I know more Black guys raising their kids than I do corpulent authors from Milwaukee. Just sayin.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The real shame here is that Tommy “Jack of all trades, failure at most (allegedly)” Tomlinson probably had the tools to give his wife a home abortion in 1979 and failed to realize the job at hand.

There’s an episode of one of those Anthology shows where a guy goes back in time to 1889 Austria to kill baby Hitler. I’m not asking for that much effort. Just someone go back to 1979 Wisconsin and “accidentally” slide an 18 wheeler off the road through the front door of the shack in Westfield. (Hyperbole of course, time machines don’t exist in the real world, child.