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Louis CK wrote a novel.

nasty twp

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Write what you know: a book about beating off in front of women who aren't enthused about it.

Tropic Of Capricorn has already long been written and published.




Holy shit this is more embarrassing then the GQ ad, just stick to the podcasts Lou. Even Norm didn't have the balls to call himself a novelist, what a fucking FAGGOT.
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Ugh. The straight hipster knome cousin I have and really hate does freelance gigs for GQ now and then, wouldn’t shock me if he has interviewed or is going to interview CK. They’d get on famously.





It went to my "pay-no-mind" folder but I found it. Here's the "About the Book" section

A suspenseful, often harrowing yet hopeful odyssey through rural America follows a young drifter’s coming of age in an indifferent world, in this debut novel by comedian Louis C.K.

When Ingram is forced by overwhelming poverty and spiritual exhaustion to walk away from his home, he leaves behind a neglectful childhood on a dirt farm on a dead-end road. With no family, no resources, and no practical understanding of the world, Ingram’s only compass is the daily fight to survive and the narrow dream of one day owning a truck.

A picaresque novel set against the backdrop of working-class Texas, Ingram invites readers to see the world through the eyes of a child who drifts through a tough American landscape of corn farms and oil fields, guided by diner waitresses, migrant workers, and criminals, trying to make sense of a world that doesn’t care about him anymore than a jungle or desert does for the creatures that toil to survive within them.

The reality Ingram discovers is wild and cruel, but filled with unexpected wonders. Though this young boy faces tornadoes, explosions, thieves, and rampant violence, his curiosity, humor, and resilience never dull.

As he begins to push against the tide of social and natural bad luck that seems to almost chase him, Ingram begins to forge himself into an individual with agency and the ability and right to choose his own moves, even if he’s not always prepared for the consequences.

Through Ingram’s journey, he begins to come to terms with a forgotten tragedy from his past that shapes the way he understands himself, his family, and his own place in the world.


Guarantee Lou has only just caught up on his watchlist and got to Carnivále, over twenty years too late to the party. Because so much of this is the basic framework and premise of the main character’s story in that. Daniel Knauf & Nick Stahl ought to sue.
 

JasperB

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Will the audio version contain breaks for dialogue-free free form jazz scenes like his FX show used to squeeze in? First two or so seasons of Louie were legitimately funny and interesting, but he got so far up his own ass he had to resort to jacking off in front of up and coming female comics to feed his ego.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

A Simple Country Rube
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Lost me at "you-faced creature."

Another comedian "wrote" a book recently. Luis J Gomez had the same guy who wrote Anthony's "autobiography" do one for him too. So I assume it's going to be entirely transcripted stories he's told on podcasts a thousand times just like Anthony's. It's called Knives and Spoons. Because those are what killed his parents, maaaahn.
 
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Lost me at "you-faced creature."

Another comedian "wrote" a book recently. Luis J Gomez had the same guy who wrote Anthony's "autobiography" do one for him too. So I assume it's going to be entirely transcripted stories he's told on podcasts a thousand times just like Anthony's. It's called Knives and Spoons. Because those are what killed his parents, maaaahn.
Patrice’s kids should name their book the same thing. Because he ate himself to death because he was a fat moron.
 

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
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His other fetish was forcing a paying crowd at MSG to sit through 30 minutes of Jazz as an opening act to his two opening acts, and demanding they sit there and "enjoy" it.

Good fucking God.
Are you kidding? Is that what gets people in the mood for laughter? Jazz? I would've caused a scene.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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Guarantee Lou has only just caught up on his watchlist and got to Carnivále, over twenty years too late to the party. Because so much of this is the basic framework and premise of the main character’s story in that. Daniel Knauf & Nick Stahl ought to sue.
"Brother Justin latches onto the arm of Louis CK like a monster from the abyss. 'I will now show you your biggest sin'. The room is enveloped in total darkness. Louis sees himself across the room. An out of body experience. It's his birth as a child. 'But wait....isn't my biggest sin jacking off in front of a bunch of female comics?'. 'No.....it was being born a jew'. As Management prepares to handle another lawsuit against CK for harassment".
 
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Comedy is never good enough for comedians. They probably hate comedy after a few years. That’s why they move on to acting, political commentary, and other shit like novels.
They get into comedy because they put standup on a pedestal. Then they start doing it and realize 99% of the world thinks of their “art” as disposable dancing monkey shit. So the second they’re able to, they all try to be actors, rock stars, writers, etc.
 

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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Comedy is never good enough for comedians. They probably hate comedy after a few years. That’s why they move on to acting, political commentary, and other shit like novels.
in the '90s, every comics primary goal was to get the fuck off the road and onto a sitcom; today, it's a podcast. I can't think of a more self-loathing lot than comedians, truth be told
 
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