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Louis CK wrote a novel.

aRTie02150

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Just got this email.

Hello dear you-faced creature.

It’s me. Louis. So, I realize that you know me mostly as a comedian and sometimes as a television maker and less times as a filmmaker.

Well, it turns out I’m also a novelist, and I’m writing to you to announce that my first book, Ingram, is now available for presale. You can go here to pre-order it. It will be released on November 11th of this year and is being published worldwide by BenBella Books and distributed by Simon & Schuster. There will be an audio version available, and I’ll be the guy reading it (we haven’t recorded that yet, and frankly, I’m nervous about it).

The price for Ingram will be $1 million per copy. I know that sounds like a lot, but my thinking is that this way, we only need to sell one book to have great success. Okay—that’s a joke. The price is a normal book price.

A little about INGRAM:

Ingram is literary fiction (I just learned that). It’s a very dramatic story. And I better confess to you this book is not particularly funny. I’m not saying you will never laugh while reading it. You will probably laugh a few times. You might even laugh a lot. If you are insane.

But essentially, Ingram is not a comedy book. It’s a literary novel. It is literally a literary novel.

Ingram is the story of a boy who lives in a very nowhere place with no one to talk to and nothing to do and very little to eat. He is forced to leave that place and go out into a chaotic, cruel, confusing, and fascinating world. He commences to do the only things left to him as options. He survives, he suffers, he learns, he wonders, cries, laughs, and he grows just as anything that doesn’t die continues to grow.

Over the last few years, I’ve been writing a lot of fiction. Mostly short stories. I don’t know if I’ll publish any of them, but I love writing them.

So, one day I got this voice of a simple but eloquent country boy in my head and I sat down to write his story. I had no idea it was going to be a book, and I had no idea what would happen to him. For many months I sat down almost every day and I would ask Ingram what happens next, and he would tell me.

And then just like that, one day, as suddenly as he had shown up, it was over. That’s Ingram.

I’m writing another novel now, by the way. It’s completely different from Ingram. Maybe I’ll publish that someday.

The experience of working with BenBella and making the book has been wonderful and educational. If I can, I’d love to keep doing it.

Well, that’s about it. I hope you buy the book. Go here if you want to preorder it. I hope you read it. I hope you like it.

Best wishes,
Louis CK
 
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So, one day I got this voice of a simple but eloquent country boy in my head and I sat down to write his story. I had no idea it was going to be a book, and I had no idea what would happen to him. For many months I sat down almost every day and I would ask Ingram what happens next, and he would tell me.

And then just like that, one day, as suddenly as he had shown up, it was over. That’s Ingram.
There’s not a single statement from any of the authors discussed in the Literary Criticism forum that’s even half as queer as this. I like Louie, but what is he doing??
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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I’m not reading that
I didn't even read any of it

I read it all. I've made an ASS of myself. The book is probably competently written, might even be pretty good, but certainly very twee and exhausting. I want to give Louie a swirlie and a few Indian burns for good measure. Write what you know: a book about beating off in front of women who aren't enthused about it.
 
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Just got this email.

Hello dear you-faced creature.

It’s me. Louis. So, I realize that you know me mostly as a comedian and sometimes as a television maker and less times as a filmmaker.

Well, it turns out I’m also a novelist, and I’m writing to you to announce that my first book, Ingram, is now available for presale. You can go here to pre-order it. It will be released on November 11th of this year and is being published worldwide by BenBella Books and distributed by Simon & Schuster. There will be an audio version available, and I’ll be the guy reading it (we haven’t recorded that yet, and frankly, I’m nervous about it).

The price for Ingram will be $1 million per copy. I know that sounds like a lot, but my thinking is that this way, we only need to sell one book to have great success. Okay—that’s a joke. The price is a normal book price.

A little about INGRAM:

Ingram is literary fiction (I just learned that). It’s a very dramatic story. And I better confess to you this book is not particularly funny. I’m not saying you will never laugh while reading it. You will probably laugh a few times. You might even laugh a lot. If you are insane.

But essentially, Ingram is not a comedy book. It’s a literary novel. It is literally a literary novel.

Ingram is the story of a boy who lives in a very nowhere place with no one to talk to and nothing to do and very little to eat. He is forced to leave that place and go out into a chaotic, cruel, confusing, and fascinating world. He commences to do the only things left to him as options. He survives, he suffers, he learns, he wonders, cries, laughs, and he grows just as anything that doesn’t die continues to grow.

Over the last few years, I’ve been writing a lot of fiction. Mostly short stories. I don’t know if I’ll publish any of them, but I love writing them.

So, one day I got this voice of a simple but eloquent country boy in my head and I sat down to write his story. I had no idea it was going to be a book, and I had no idea what would happen to him. For many months I sat down almost every day and I would ask Ingram what happens next, and he would tell me.

And then just like that, one day, as suddenly as he had shown up, it was over. That’s Ingram.

I’m writing another novel now, by the way. It’s completely different from Ingram. Maybe I’ll publish that someday.

The experience of working with BenBella and making the book has been wonderful and educational. If I can, I’d love to keep doing it.

Well, that’s about it. I hope you buy the book. Go here if you want to preorder it. I hope you read it. I hope you like it.

Best wishes,
Louis CK
It'll be a shitty, pretentious long episode of louis or worse that horace and pete overly dramatic drivel. Let me guess the little boy is really him and he cant stop wanking or some shit, fuck him and his GQ beanie.
 

The Shah of Iran

you're at it
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It went to my "pay-no-mind" folder but I found it. Here's the "About the Book" section

A suspenseful, often harrowing yet hopeful odyssey through rural America follows a young drifter’s coming of age in an indifferent world, in this debut novel by comedian Louis C.K.

When Ingram is forced by overwhelming poverty and spiritual exhaustion to walk away from his home, he leaves behind a neglectful childhood on a dirt farm on a dead-end road. With no family, no resources, and no practical understanding of the world, Ingram’s only compass is the daily fight to survive and the narrow dream of one day owning a truck.

A picaresque novel set against the backdrop of working-class Texas, Ingram invites readers to see the world through the eyes of a child who drifts through a tough American landscape of corn farms and oil fields, guided by diner waitresses, migrant workers, and criminals, trying to make sense of a world that doesn’t care about him anymore than a jungle or desert does for the creatures that toil to survive within them.

The reality Ingram discovers is wild and cruel, but filled with unexpected wonders. Though this young boy faces tornadoes, explosions, thieves, and rampant violence, his curiosity, humor, and resilience never dull.

As he begins to push against the tide of social and natural bad luck that seems to almost chase him, Ingram begins to forge himself into an individual with agency and the ability and right to choose his own moves, even if he’s not always prepared for the consequences.

Through Ingram’s journey, he begins to come to terms with a forgotten tragedy from his past that shapes the way he understands himself, his family, and his own place in the world.


I didn't read any of this either. I'm not sure why I bothered, no one else will either.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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It went to my "pay-no-mind" folder but I found it. Here's the "About the Book" section

A suspenseful, often harrowing yet hopeful odyssey through rural America follows a young drifter’s coming of age in an indifferent world, in this debut novel by comedian Louis C.K.

When Ingram is forced by overwhelming poverty and spiritual exhaustion to walk away from his home, he leaves behind a neglectful childhood on a dirt farm on a dead-end road. With no family, no resources, and no practical understanding of the world, Ingram’s only compass is the daily fight to survive and the narrow dream of one day owning a truck.

A picaresque novel set against the backdrop of working-class Texas, Ingram invites readers to see the world through the eyes of a child who drifts through a tough American landscape of corn farms and oil fields, guided by diner waitresses, migrant workers, and criminals, trying to make sense of a world that doesn’t care about him anymore than a jungle or desert does for the creatures that toil to survive within them.

The reality Ingram discovers is wild and cruel, but filled with unexpected wonders. Though this young boy faces tornadoes, explosions, thieves, and rampant violence, his curiosity, humor, and resilience never dull.

As he begins to push against the tide of social and natural bad luck that seems to almost chase him, Ingram begins to forge himself into an individual with agency and the ability and right to choose his own moves, even if he’s not always prepared for the consequences.

Through Ingram’s journey, he begins to come to terms with a forgotten tragedy from his past that shapes the way he understands himself, his family, and his own place in the world.

I didn't read any of this either. I'm not sure why I bothered, no one else will either.
I read it. The balls on Louis CK to write a novel about poverty in "working-class Texas" when he is a rich New Englander squirreling away his life in France with his French faggot girlfriend because he couldn't stop jacking off in front of women. I don't know how accurate any of what I just wrote is any more but I do know that this novel will be pretentious drivel just like Horace and Pete is.
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Holy shit this is more embarrassing then the GQ ad, just stick to the podcasts Lou. Even Norm didn't have the balls to call himself a novelist, what a fucking FAGGOT.
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I’m not reading that but the length alone tells me he’s still up his own ass, sniffing his owns farts.

Seems like a good time to remind him his fetish is jacking off in front of women.
His other fetish was forcing a paying crowd at MSG to sit through 30 minutes of Jazz as an opening act to his two opening acts, and demanding they sit there and "enjoy" it.

Good fucking God.
 
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