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Looks like God needed a faggot

Jen_Tomlinson

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Stories about him have been popping up on my gossip subreddit recently (and I only read them because 80% of content is shit like "Anne Hathaway announces she's backing Kamala!")

His ex-girlfriend (fiancé?) MeToo'd him but it didn't seem that bad, just general alcohol/drug abuse nonsense and stuff like blowing up her cell phone. The fanbase turned on him, and he tried to reach out to Harry Styles but Harry told him to fuck off.

Didn't think the fucker would actually kill himself though.
I was thinking three stories is a little short to kill yourself but it worked.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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I guess gravity only works in one direction or sumptin

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Stay gold, Turkey Boy. Stay gold.
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I was trying to come up with a song parody but nobody here would get the reference.

I did mentally come up with the following chart for @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Backstreet Boys:: NSync:: One Direction

Nick :: Justin :: Harry - The goddamn star
Brian :: JC :: Liam (dead guy) - The vice-president
Kevin :: Joey :: Tomlinson - The old one who looks like he's hanging out with his little brother's friends
AJ :: Chris :: Zayn - The (ethnic) bad boy
Howie :: Lance :: Niall - The sensitive faggot
Regarding Kevin and Joey Fat-one, and funnily enough, the actual Patrick Tomlinson, goatees on young men was always a weird fucking look. Whenever I see it in person I'm immediately thinking "oh you shifty fucking scumbag."
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Regarding Kevin and Joey Fat-one, and funnily enough, the actual Patrick Tomlinson, goatees on young men was always a weird fucking look. Whenever I see it in person I'm immediately thinking "oh you shifty fucking scumbag."
Kind of funny that Joey Fatone is on Impractical Jokers a lot and he’s way less famous than the cast.
 
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