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Looks like God needed a faggot

Jenna

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Stories about him have been popping up on my gossip subreddit recently (and I only read them because 80% of content is shit like "Anne Hathaway announces she's backing Kamala!")

His ex-girlfriend (fiancé?) MeToo'd him but it didn't seem that bad, just general alcohol/drug abuse nonsense and stuff like blowing up her cell phone. The fanbase turned on him, and he tried to reach out to Harry Styles but Harry told him to fuck off.

Didn't think the fucker would actually kill himself though.
 
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I HATE ONE DIRECTION!

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Jenna

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I almost made this thread with the same joke. Can’t believe that one wasn’t fawkin original!

I was trying to come up with a song parody but nobody here would get the reference.

I did mentally come up with the following chart for @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Backstreet Boys:: NSync:: One Direction

Nick :: Justin :: Harry - The goddamn star
Brian :: JC :: Liam (dead guy) - The vice-president
Kevin :: Joey :: Tomlinson - The old one who looks like he's hanging out with his little brother's friends
AJ :: Chris :: Zayn - The (ethnic) bad boy
Howie :: Lance :: Niall - The sensitive faggot
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I was trying to come up with a song parody but nobody here would get the reference.

I did mentally come up with the following chart for @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Backstreet Boys:: NSync:: One Direction

Nick :: Justin :: Harry - The goddamn star
Brian :: JC :: Liam (dead guy) - The vice-president
Kevin :: Joey :: Tomlinson - The old one who looks like he's hanging out with his little brother's friends
AJ :: Chris :: Zayn - The (ethnic) bad boy
Howie :: Lance :: Niall - The sensitive faggot
Is the one guy seriously named Tomlinson?
 
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