"Lookit what my wife got her author hubby for his bday!"

[Brooke Shields]

It's an ad on the front page of Amazon

should i get my mom this for mother's day?

 

[BudDickman]

Fucking humorless faggot. If my worst enemy sent me something like this I would at least chuckle.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

my kids are 9 and 11

 

[RobertMewler]

He needs to pose next to the box while making this face to complete the soy:

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That refrigerator cunt should have given him cyanide. But no.

 

[guest]

She bought her 42 year old husband a toy because she’s married to a retard. Nothing an adult could use but a toy.

That's not a big deal, he can just give it to his daugh-
... oh.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Also - did he admit Niki practices bigamy in that tweet?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Fraud gift for a fraud writer in a fraud marriage

You know lesbian Mama Niki Robinson the PPP bandit didn't buy that fat piece of garbage manchild anything.
Fat PigRick bought it on amazon last week for himself, he just has been saving it to try and milk some twitter crack hits from his tranny and pedophile club members. PAThetic Patrick Sean Thomas.

 

[Raymond]

She really put some thought into that present, that cunt.

 

[Clint Ruin]

If you have to constantly remind people you're an author, you're not really an author

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

So it's Fatrick's birthday today and not 17th?? My missus got me some stuff I actually will use and wanted for my birthday... I went on. Hunter trip in my 20s, when I smoked I got those Tar Gard things and drank Wild Turkey and wanted a typewriter but they are ridiculously expensive to maintain... A lego one is so fucking stupid. That is just a dust catcher.
I was glad to share dates with Maynard James Keenan who is exactly 20 years older but if I share dates with Fatrick... Uggh...

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

If he really did want that toy typewriter, it was just to tweet out as part of his author costchume.

Otherwise, I can picture him throwing a fat hissy tantrum and pouting about not getting a Lego spaceship or a Star War.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I know another fat faggot who loved playing with Lego

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s an “author” yet is not under contract, last book flopped, and currently writing on spec with nothing on the horizon. He brags about writing screenplays yet if they haven’t been sold or are being produced it means nothing. I know a guy who wrote a screenplay back in the early 90s that made some traction in Hollywood, had people attached, etc and still hasn’t made it past the pre production stage. Pat’s screenplay hasn’t even made it to the pre production stage.

 

[guest]

The jokes write themselves on this one. Wow.

We wont hear them until this week's podcast though right?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Honestly, I think the toy typewriter is a dig at his so-called "writing" career.

She's setting herself up for a big slam dunk when he next refuses to get a paying job because he's "working" on his important novel.

"Oh yeah?" She'll snap. "You gonna write that up on your Lego typewriter?"

 

[BillKlacks]

A fucking Lego typewriter?

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

A fucking Lego typewriter?

Or as it is also known, an expensive dust catcher that's useless after it's been made.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He’s an “author” yet is not under contract, last book flopped, and currently writing on spec with nothing on the horizon. He brags about writing screenplays yet if they haven’t been sold or are being produced it means nothing. I know a guy who wrote a screenplay back in the early 90s that made some traction in Hollywood, had people attached, etc and still hasn’t made it past the pre production stage. Pat’s screenplay hasn’t even made it to the pre production stage.

Yeah that part on the stalking podcast when he said 'and written multiple screenplays'... Yeah Fatrick I can write myself a million dollar cheque but it doesn't mean I'm a millionaire!
He probably makes 100-150 a year from royalties IF that. But nobody is optioning anything or producing his screenplays.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah that part on the stalking podcast when he said 'and written multiple screenplays'... Yeah Fatrick I can write myself a million dollar cheque but it doesn't mean I'm a millionaire!
He probably makes 100-150 a year from royalties IF that. But nobody is optioning anything or producing his screenplays.

That’s what’s funny, he thinks that sounds impressive or he’s important when anyone can write a screenplay, doesn’t mean it’s good or will have a chance of going anywhere. There’s tons of GOOD scripts that haven’t been made for various reasons (unable to secure funding, actors falling through, studios changing, etc) but his hasn’t even made it anywhere near that.