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She got you a toy. That's a toy, Pig.
Even your drunk wife knows your "writing career" is nothing more than a LARP.
Even your drunk wife knows your "writing career" is nothing more than a LARP.
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"Lookit what my wife got her author hubby for his bday!"
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a pretend typewriter for a pretend author
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my kids are 9 and 11 and really into legos they pool their money together to get new sets all the time
rick is a child
rick is a child
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I cant wait for the constant updates of its build progress that nobody cares about.
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Why not get an actual typewriter? She could go to any antique store and find one. Why does everything have to be a toy or gimmicky consumerist geek shit, made in China?
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The jokes write themselves on this one. Wow.
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He already has one. I bet it was also a gift from her.
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I have a cousin in his 30s who is obsessed with Legos.
He's also autistic and has a job.
Rick is useless.
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Fraud gift for a fraud writer in a fraud marriage
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Wow! Awesome! My 8 year old has Elsa's Ice Castle just sitting around. Maybe you two can swap once you've finished, Pat!
"Her author husband" is up there with the most embarrassing things he's ever said.
"Her author husband" is up there with the most embarrassing things he's ever said.
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Because when he’s off playing with his toys he’s not bothering her.
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See guys, he's a writer because he got a Lego typewriter. Pay no attention to the fact he's currently writing on-spec (read: for free), his embarrassingly abysmal sales numbers, and his lack of a publishing contract. That shit is irrelevant, it's the toy prop that makes a real author.
Fuckin brain-dead homunculus. Fat, too.
Fuckin brain-dead homunculus. Fat, too.
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$200 for that BTW
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Cause he's a lazy cunt who won't use it but a toy will give him endless retard joy.
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Hey my female wife got me some toys. Jealous, faggots?
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Bought it himself without a doubt
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I really want to know what that Cat and Whale person shit was from. I think he started a new WiP when he his agent told him his Tiny Tim book was fucking retarded shit and literally nobody wanted it. Of course he'll wait until much later to admit he abandoned it