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Jims_Maroon_Pants

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satanssockpuppet said:
Yeah, you're at a bar trying to have a good time and there's Moo Breasts butchering some moldy old classic rock chestnut and pretending to be a "real musician", it's like torture. He always plays before captive audiences, no one ever says "oh, let's go see Joe Cumia tonight" no matter how hard he tries to pretend it's so.
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I remember back in the day(late 90s?) when nana would promote 2U and I thought they were a legit success . Silly me
 
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PennystockChaser said:
Worst part is he cranks himself up or shits on the hostess for not blasting his shit into the patron's ears. Carol deserved to be seated in the back and no, she should've paid for her own drinks as a token of thanks for them letting her Medusa face into the bar in the first place
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I was a restaurant manager in my 20s and 30s and let me tell you, all these music acts in restaurants wanted to play big shot with house money. I would be clear to these fucks, that they don't get drinks for free, not does anyone else they bring in. Soda, coffee water ? Sure, knock yourself out, maybe one beer after shift if you're not annoying but that's it. You're here to bring in money not spend it. Almost all of them were delusional on how important they were to the business.
In all their defense though , not one of these acts were offended that any clingers they brought with them had to pay unlike moo cow here
 
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Jims_Maroon_Pants said:
I was a restaurant manager in my 20s and 30s and let me tell you, all these music acts in restaurants wanted to play big shot with house money. I would be clear to these fucks, that they don't get drinks for free, not does anyone else they bring in. Soda, coffee water ? Sure, knock yourself out, maybe one beer after shift if you're not annoying but that's it. You're here to bring in money not spend it. Almost all of them were delusional on how important they were to the business.
In all their defense though , not one of these acts were offended that any clingers they brought with them had to pay unlike moo cow here
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As a restaurant customer, I fucking hate all these faggot bands and their shittily mixed instruments. I came to eat and chat with my friends, not fuckin yell over a glorified karaoke act
 
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Jims_Maroon_Pants said:
I was a restaurant manager in my 20s and 30s and let me tell you, all these music acts in restaurants wanted to play big shot with house money. I would be clear to these fucks, that they don't get drinks for free, not does anyone else they bring in. Soda, coffee water ? Sure, knock yourself out, maybe one beer after shift if you're not annoying but that's it. You're here to bring in money not spend it. Almost all of them were delusional on how important they were to the business.
In all their defense though , not one of these acts were offended that any clingers they brought with them had to pay unlike moo cow here
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I havent seen that rant about the irish coffee on a long time.
 
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