Look how short he is

[guest]

 

[guest]

5'6" tops
Remember when those old ladies came to escort him away from making a fool of himself in that video you found? They towered over him.

 

[CompoundBasement]

The shoes are familiar.

 

[guest]

The shoes are familiar.

Same body shape for sure.

 

[guest]

5'6" tops
Remember when those old ladies came to escort him away from making a fool of himself in that video you found? They towered over him.

Caverlock found them. I just popularized them. In those videos he looked like he was 5'4. I'd love to stand next to him and really gauge his true height. Maybe one day.

 

[Bigsmooth]

He looks gay

 

[Dennis Denuto]

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[TorqueWheeler]

The shoes are familiar.

The more pictures of his feet surface the funnier that “I don’t own sneakers” lie gets. Not only has Pat owned multiple pairs of garbage tier sneakers over the years they’ve all been the exact same black uppers/white sole colorways. It is very clearly his taste. Just like the vandal!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Gotta laugh at his skinny little legs in his extra tight 34 waist jeans tucked under his gut with his giant box head. People notice this shit and laugh at you, Pig.

 

[guest]

The way his arms dangle from his body is so gay

 

[EraGodless]

The way his arms dangle from his body is so gay

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'd love to stand next to him and really gauge his true height. Maybe one day.

If you ever attempted that, you would be neutralized and held in place until the police arrived. When they arrive you would be escorted to prison and the female cops would compliment me on my height and we would likely go out to dinner. Being 6’1 helps

I’m sorry you’re stupid. I can’t help you.

 

[guest]

I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.

You could always fuck Tess the bartender to make it worth your while. I hear Dan left a brown treat for her on one of the bar stools when he was there though, so just watch out for that.

 

[PogromStallone]

I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.

Record it and drop a bunch of semi-obscure OnA references.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.

I'd love to just start up conversation for an hour or so and then right before I leave I slip in a word or phrase where he knows or at least THINKS it might be a stlaker child. Or just leave a 'payquasi' business card when he goes to the bathroom and when he gets back he starts screaming "bartender....BARTENDER!!! EXCUSE ME BARTENDER!!!!!, CALL THE COPS, CHILD. And while you're at it get me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper and make it fast I'm INNA GODDAMN HURRY".

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He walks so weird. Its like he has a vibrating egg shoved up his ass.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

He's all boobs and face

 

[AliceWorquer]

He's shaped like Alice the Goon

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m sure he won’t completely sperg out when people accuse him of being 5’6”