Look, dahlin' ; Johnny Ringo.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Northwestern Vietnamese Canadian ladyboy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Google.com

www.google.com

The Google dot com

Googile.org

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ladybug

Ladybug

LadyBOY

LADYFELLOW

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh my God

 

[Turk February]

Are YOU??

No you are. You're in check. I won't check mate you because I knocked my fucking rook off the table by accident and then had to pee.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I DONT KNOW HOW THE INTERNET WORKS PLEASE HELP ME! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHĤHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No you are. You're in check. I won't check mate you because I knocked my fucking rook off the table by accident and then had to pee.

Don't fret, lil feller.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't fret, lil feller.

That's my only advice. Just do NOT fret or else we all get stretched.

 

[Turk February]

Don't fret, lil feller.

In Canadian chess if you accidentally eat a pawn it is taken off the board. I wish they would stop making them out of wood. It's irresistible.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No you are. You're in check. I won't check mate you because I knocked my fucking rook off the table by accident and then had to pee.

It's not so bad


But for the stretchings...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In Canadian chess if you accidentally eat a pawn it is taken off the board. I wish they would stop making them out of wood. It's irresistible.

We need a game of hazelnut chocolate chess.

And here comes Turk with his commie aversion to hazelnuts.

"I can't eat hazelnuts because of the fucking chernobyl or some shit." -Turk February

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"I almost choked on a hazelnut one time and then extra terrestrials saved my life"

 

[Turk February]

We need a game of hazelnut chocolate chess.

And here comes Turk with his commie aversion to hazelnuts.

"I can't eat hazelnuts because of the fucking chernobyl or some shit." -Turk February

I actually love hazelnuts.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t know what this thread is but you make it tough for me to hate Canadians Abe.

I’m rather indifferent to Turk though

 

[Turk February]

I don’t know what this thread is but you make it tough for me to hate Canadians Abe.

I’m rather indifferent to Turk though

That's because you're bisexual

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"It almost looked like they were fuckjng my face from a distance, but I assure you, it was all good but the hazelnut upset my gay bowels. Which have been poked by dicks. God bless us, everyone."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t know what this thread is but you make it tough for me to hate Canadians Abe.

I’m rather indifferent to Turk though

Turk is the best Canadian there is.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually love hazelnuts.

You don't even know what a hazelnut is

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You don't even know what a hazelnut is

You BUM!! (I'm sorry)

 

[Turk February]

You BUM!! (I'm sorry)

It's okay. I piss behind the Sobeys. I can see how the assumption could be made.