Lonely Rick

[guest]

Yo Rick, why ain’t you post a picture of your book signing?

why ain’t you thank yo fans for showing their support?

did no one show up?

Nah, you’s a six-figure author at the biggest sci-fi con of the year.

them cyberstalkers be makin up lies. Right, nigguh?…


HELL NAH, you lying piece of shit, bitch-made faggot. No one want to buy yo wack ass books, no one want to meet yo sorry ass and no one want yo worthless autograph.

Am I lying?
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[SIZE=24px]NICE BOOK SIGNING, STUPID[/SIZE]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Fucking ribs. They stuck him behind a pillar, even the con organizers hate his guts.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL Nice vigilance stupid.

 

[42069]

Call it a hunch but I suspect this picture will get a lot of use here

 

[guest]

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[RobertMewler]

Scroll, scroll, scroll...

Please tell us this was in the middle of his scheduled signing and not 10 or 15 minutes beforehand.

Oh, Pig. You're a colossal failure and disappointment (except to us)!

FUCKING. Loser.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I bet that t-shirt about religions is pure wit.

 

[guest]

 

[Meownaw]

I think this place peaked. How could this possibly be topped?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

You know he's tweeting "cyberstalker block and report" in that pice

 

[guest]

He is 100% reading the forum in this picture.

 

[captain_kamala]

hahhaahahaa
he sucks

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I think this place peaked. How could this possibly be topped?

Only if the t-shirt stand had Niki sitting on a POC's lap

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I'm not sure how much you guys know about cons and stuff. But publishers don't help authors with any of this. Pat had to pay for that booth and time. He paid to get no visitors and to give no autographs. Very, very pathetic.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'm not sure how much you guys know about cons and stuff. But publishers don't help authors with any of this. Pat had to pay for that booth and time. He paid to get no visitors and to give no autographs. Very, very pathetic.

He paid for that with quasi's money

 

[guest]

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[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fat, hunched over retard

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

As the sages predicted, so it was. Zero fans and catastrophic rib damage to all.

 

[guest]

Uncle Joe all ‘bout this sheeit

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Does this look like a man with 42k followers?