Lol wtf

[guest]

This and the original version of this one are my favorite i think:

I crack up at that one every time. Fucking mouth half open on one side looking like he has Bells Palsy. Who the fuck takes that picture and thinks "Damn. I look good. Better post this up on the 'Gram"?

 

[BillKlacks]

Is that the original or the edited version? I can never tell if I haven't seen it in awhile

 

[guest]

AIDS Bill Murray

 

[guest]

In many pub-style restaurants in Central Europe (especially in Germany, Austria, the Czech Republic) there is a separate part of the menu at the beginning that is "mit Bier/ jidla k pivu" - basically stuff to eat with beer. These are not the kinds of dishes you order when you're out for dinner with your wife. They're for soaking up the booze when you're out on the beers with your friends. Guaranteed Fat ordered from that section.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I guarantee you she can squat at least 100lbs more than Rick

Niki is a physical beast, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

View attachment 43856

Those are ale taps, you fat hick. They're always like that, it's nothing special.

"Sorted" ugh. Fuck off, you poser.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Those are ale taps, you fat hick. They're always like that, it's nothing special.

"Sorted" ugh. Fuck off, you poser.

His book is going to be hilarious.

 

[guest]

His book is going to be hilarious.

View attachment 43858

"I know what we need after burning 100 calories from walking for half an hour. A 350 calorie filled beer! It's not like we're fat or something."

 

[Opesterino]

That fucking shirt ... The lunacy of this faggot to not only take that photo but then post it on twitter. Eric the Midget had more internet sense than PatRick and im pretty sure had a higher IQ as well.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Those are ale taps, you fat hick. They're always like that, it's nothing special.

"Sorted" ugh. Fuck off, you poser.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

“An smashingly good open mic”

I wish someone would smashingly open his fuckingly headingly

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

“An smashingly good open mic”

I wish someone would smashingly open his fuckingly headingly

 

[guest]

View attachment 43865

View attachment 43866

View attachment 43867

View attachment 43868

No one under the age of 70 ever calls anything "smashing" in the UK.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

No one under the age of 70 ever calls anything "smashing" in the UK.

I hope some African chaps give him a jolly good rogering before stabbing him

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

He’s too fat and oblivious to understand how incongruous it sounds to hear an obese, ghetto-dwelling man in a backwards baseball cap say the word smashing in any context. It’s a word from a completely bygone era, a product of middle England, cricket on the village green types. In fact, it would only be used today by members of the politically and culturally conservative class that Pat seems to rail against. He’s too overweight and out of breath to be attempting irony, I suspect he’s simply a dimwitted cunt.

 

[Greygooser]

This and the original version of this one are my favorite i think:

I see they slimmed down his face in this version

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

View attachment 43800

Pat looks like he'd have a fat cunt

 

[Guyincognito]

I hope some African chaps give him a jolly good rogering before stabbing him

Tyrone’s at home rogering the fishwife aka Niki

 

[BudDickman]

Dinner later?