Lol what a little queer bitch boy. Why would you ever look like this fag and think you're hard?

[Suetonius]

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Hey BABYBOY. These FUCKING EGGWHITES have FUCKING LITTLE BITS OF YOLK IN THEM MOTHERFUCKER.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's his entire torso in that picture lol. His head, torso and legs are all the exact same length. He is a cartoon.

 

[ISO__JOE]

“The thing about Fury is he is an excellent boxer, maybe the best heavyweight ever. But he has no ground game. I could ragdoll him in seconds and break his arm pretty easily.” - Joe Rogan on 6’10 heavyweight champion Tyson Fury who is also more than 20 years younger than him.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.

You know....instead of them just shooting you in the head....and then dying for being a retard.

these queers have the nerve to mock boxing when there ''fighting" is this

the pussys rarely throw punches
no wonder the Worm likes it

 

[JebJoh]

Unarmed martial arts are so gay.
Guys who understand it's just for fitness/discipline are alright but anyone who thinks they make you a "warrior" is delusional.

8 million choke holds and spinning back kicks won't save you from someone who's bigger or crazier than you.

Or shootier

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

JRE is one of the top ten most famous men in the US. He’s worth hundreds of millions but he’s 5’1” and he’s married to a mudshark.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Okay, let's say he does. You're lying there in a pool of your own blood and teeth, he's strutting away like a bantam rooster, and you choke out "My wounds will heal, but you'll always be short!" before you lose consciousness. Who really won?

Reminded me of this:

 

[The Talking Dead]

“The thing about Fury is he is an excellent boxer, maybe the best heavyweight ever. But he has no ground game. I could ragdoll him in seconds and break his arm pretty easily.” - Joe Rogan on 6’10 heavyweight champion Tyson Fury who is also more than 20 years younger than him.

I could be being a literal Jim here and you’re making a joke but wasn’t he saying that about Jon Jones fighting Fury? There’s no way this little bald roid monkey actually said that about him fighting Fury. He’d literally be crushed within 5 seconds, jiu jistsu or not.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

He just deeply closeted, probably worse case of all time

 

[Single Action Army]

He just deeply closeted, probably worse case of all time

This describes like 8 people regularly discussed on this board