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The Talking Dead

The Talking Dead

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Single Action Army

Single Action Army

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Unarmed martial arts are so gay.
Guys who understand it's just for fitness/discipline are alright but anyone who thinks they make you a "warrior" is delusional.

8 million choke holds and spinning back kicks won't save you from someone who's bigger or crazier than you.
 
LingerLonger

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Single Action Army said:
Unarmed martial arts are so gay.
Guys who understand it's just for fitness/discipline are alright but anyone who thinks they make you a "warrior" is delusional.

8 million choke holds and spinning back kicks won't save you from someone who's bigger or crazier than you.
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Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.

You know....instead of them just shooting you in the head....and then dying for being a retard.
 
Single Action Army

Single Action Army

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LingerLonger said:
Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.

You know....instead of them just shooting you in the head....and then dying for being a retard.
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It doesn't even need to be a weapon, though that's the most dramatic example. (You can disarm a shortblade MAYBE if you're much better than them).

Martial arts moves are very sport focused. They work when you're in a tournament environment and your opponent agrees to match your school of tactics and keep everything clean. If you're a tall, naturally stocky, or even a fat guy, all you have to do is let your heft to the work and their "I need to grab your leg at this precise angle or it won't work" shit is made moot. That, and mentality. The guy who wants to win more or is less afraid of pain and injury will give it his all, and his adrenaline will access that emergency strength that's normally incomprehensible.

Thinking a sport is anything more than that, a sport, is delusional. Very often Seagal-style wannabe tough guys, Norton alpha male cum guzzlers, or Rogan (both) want you to believe MMA or BJJ is something far more than it is to protect the idea the participants are ubermensch instead of the parlor tricksters or 60 IQ beatsticks they are.
 
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