Lol what a little queer bitch boy. Why would you ever look like this fag and think you're hard?

[The Talking Dead]

Embarrasssing.

 

[The Talking Dead]

HOMO

 

[FingerofGod]

He is hard, for other men’s cocks!

 

[AWetBlanket]

Very weird abs on that dude

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Looks like a piece of lumber I toss in the scrap pile

 

[Single Action Army]

Unarmed martial arts are so gay.
Guys who understand it's just for fitness/discipline are alright but anyone who thinks they make you a "warrior" is delusional.

8 million choke holds and spinning back kicks won't save you from someone who's bigger or crazier than you.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Embarrasssing.

Sleeve tats are turbo retarded. They especially look odd at the shoulder like they don't know how to end the tat

 

[LingerLonger]

Unarmed martial arts are so gay.
Guys who understand it's just for fitness/discipline are alright but anyone who thinks they make you a "warrior" is delusional.

8 million choke holds and spinning back kicks won't save you from someone who's bigger or crazier than you.

Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.

You know....instead of them just shooting you in the head....and then dying for being a retard.

 

[Single Action Army]

Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.

You know....instead of them just shooting you in the head....and then dying for being a retard.

It doesn't even need to be a weapon, though that's the most dramatic example. (You can disarm a shortblade MAYBE if you're much better than them).

Martial arts moves are very sport focused. They work when you're in a tournament environment and your opponent agrees to match your school of tactics and keep everything clean. If you're a tall, naturally stocky, or even a fat guy, all you have to do is let your heft to the work and their "I need to grab your leg at this precise angle or it won't work" shit is made moot. That, and mentality. The guy who wants to win more or is less afraid of pain and injury will give it his all, and his adrenaline will access that emergency strength that's normally incomprehensible.

Thinking a sport is anything more than that, a sport, is delusional. Very often Seagal-style wannabe tough guys, Norton alpha male cum guzzlers, or Rogan (both) want you to believe MMA or BJJ is something far more than it is to protect the idea the participants are ubermensch instead of the parlor tricksters or 60 IQ beatsticks they are.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

He has gyno. He's scared to get it fixed, unlike a real man...

Dwayne Johnson had male breast reduction surgery to eliminate the appearance of man boobs

The Rock actually had surgery to deal with man-boobs or gynecomastia.

www.ladbible.com

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He has gyno. He's scared to get it fixed, unlike a real man...

Dwayne Johnson had male breast reduction surgery to eliminate the appearance of man boobs

The Rock actually had surgery to deal with man-boobs or gynecomastia.

www.ladbible.com

The Opster flaunts his breasts like a real man. The Rock can learn a thing or two from our leader.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Very weird abs on that dude

It's like his torso has been compressed. The tiny distance from his belly button to his nipples is hilarious. He legitimately cannot be taller than 5'4 at the most. Lil dwarf fella.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Definition of NAPOLEON COMPLEX

a domineering or aggressive attitude perceived as a form of overcompensation for being physically small or short —not used technically… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

 

[CutesyMissy]

Embarrasssing.

Also.

¿Why be on such high doses of HGH when he's not competing?

It seems kind of foolish to spend that much money trying to look "alpha".

 

[Guest]

I’m pretty sure he could kick my ass.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I’m pretty sure he could kick my ass.

Oh me too. It's just fun to laugh at his tiny stature. All his choke holds and steroids can't make him be more than 5'4 and that's amusing to me.

 

[guest]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I’m pretty sure he could kick my ass.

Okay, let's say he does. You're lying there in a pool of your own blood and teeth, he's strutting away like a bantam rooster, and you choke out "My wounds will heal, but you'll always be short!" before you lose consciousness. Who really won?

 

[Guest]

Okay, let's say he does. You're lying there in a pool of your own blood and teeth, he's strutting away like a bantam rooster, and you choke out "My wounds will heal, but you'll always be short!" before you lose consciousness. Who really won?

Obviously me