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Sleeve tats are turbo retarded. They especially look odd at the shoulder like they don't know how to end the tatEmbarrasssing.
Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.Unarmed martial arts are so gay.
Guys who understand it's just for fitness/discipline are alright but anyone who thinks they make you a "warrior" is delusional.
8 million choke holds and spinning back kicks won't save you from someone who's bigger or crazier than you.
Roll around half naked on the ground in BJJ training to make yourself into the next James Bond is their delusional fantasy. No different than Steven Seagal and these halfwit idiot actors who think they are real life action heroes and CIA assassins. Like if someone came up to you with a gun or knife you would immediately prostrate yourself on the ground underneath them and ankle lock them while they tapped to your submission and begged for mercy as your smoking hot young girlfriend cheered you on in front of a crowd of onlookers.
You know....instead of them just shooting you in the head....and then dying for being a retard.
The Opster flaunts his breasts like a real man. The Rock can learn a thing or two from our leader.He has gyno. He's scared to get it fixed, unlike a real man...
Dwayne Johnson had male breast reduction surgery to eliminate the appearance of man boobs
The Rock actually had surgery to deal with man-boobs or gynecomastia.www.ladbible.com
Very weird abs on that dude
Also.Embarrasssing.
I’m pretty sure he could kick my ass.
Okay, let's say he does. You're lying there in a pool of your own blood and teeth, he's strutting away like a bantam rooster, and you choke out "My wounds will heal, but you'll always be short!" before you lose consciousness. Who really won?I’m pretty sure he could kick my ass.
Obviously meOkay, let's say he does. You're lying there in a pool of your own blood and teeth, he's strutting away like a bantam rooster, and you choke out "My wounds will heal, but you'll always be short!" before you lose consciousness. Who really won?
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