Lmao sleep apnea is Jim Norton's whole thing now

[Guest]

I used to work in a sleep lab. I was the faggot who put all the wires on you and then would come put you on a cpap and adjust it. If you really need it and you commit to using it, it is life changing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Greg Giraldo maybe?

You might want to sit down for this but he’s dead.

 

[guest]

I used to work in a sleep lab. I was the faggot who put all the wires on you and then would come put you on a cpap and adjust it. If you really need it and you commit to using it, it is life changing.

I guess I could just look it up but is it basically just an oxygen mask?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’d kill for seven hours a night. We lock our bedroom door at night and the kids know if they wake up before 6:30 they have to entertain themselves quietly until then. I know we sound like assholes (and we are), but so far it’s worked.

Suuuuurrreeee
Edit: Uncle Paul joke

 

[Guest]

I guess I could just look it up but is it basically just an oxygen mask?

No, it’s like a vacuum cleaner running in reverse.

The problem is the patient’s airway is collapsing and cutting off their breathing.

The CPAP (Continuous Positive Airway Pressure) is basically inflating their airway like a balloon. It’s an air-splint holding everything open.

Obviously this is pretty uncomfortable but once the patient gets used to it they usually can’t stand to sleep without it.

 

[guest]

No, it’s like a vacuum cleaner running in reverse.

The problem is the patient’s airway is collapsing and cutting off their breathing.

The CPAP (Continuous Positive Airway Pressure) is basically inflating their airway like a balloon. It’s an air-splint holding everything open.

Obviously this is pretty uncomfortable but once the patient gets used to it they usually can’t stand to sleep without it.

Grim. If your body's trying to kill you when it should be at its most relaxed, maybe take the hint.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No, it’s like a vacuum cleaner running in reverse.

The problem is the patient’s airway is collapsing and cutting off their breathing.

The CPAP (Continuous Positive Airway Pressure) is basically inflating their airway like a balloon. It’s an air-splint holding everything open.

Obviously this is pretty uncomfortable but once the patient gets used to it they usually can’t stand to sleep without it.

So I was right when I said he's choking in his own fat throat? I'm basically a doctor.

 

[Guest]

So I was right when I said he's choking in his own fat throat? I'm basically a doctor.

For a large percent of the middle-aged population it’s weight-related.

There are people where it is just a problem with their anatomy and they can be very skinny, some people have issues with the muscle tone in that part of their throat, it can be nerve-related, etc.

There is a huge correlation between age and prevalence of sleep apnea too.

But if a fat person claims any of that, they’re just in denial.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I hope it clamps itself shut in the middle of the night while he chokes to death.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

some people have issues with the muscle tone in that part of their throat

This is why Jim needs it.

 

[lowend73]

WHO ARE ALL THESE NEW FAWKING USERS?

THE GALL ON THESE UP-AND-COMERS TO THINK THEY CAN JUST SIT AT THE CELLAR TABLE LIKE THIS.

NICE SHIRT, STUPID!

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Wow, look who is on his phone

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I see shit like this and wonder how he hasn't killed himself yet. Then I remember he's a cowardly worm and that's probably keeping him alive.