Little Mermaid is a nigger now:

[guest]

Only person I've come across who has discussed the Lightyear movie is a girl in her 20s with pink hair who still lives at home and watches Disney movies, and will probably watch this and tell me about it.

That's their audience, not actual children, but the mentally undeveloped 20 somethings of today.

Ya fucking her, Art?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Isn't the source of this story from Europe anyway>?

Yeah, Hans Christian Andersen.

We wuz Danez.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope they do Old Yeller next and make the dog a pit bull.

 

[aRTie02150]

Ya fucking her, Art?

No. But I do want an air handler to crash though a ceiling and fall on top of her though.

 

[guest]

No. But I do want an air handler to crash though a ceiling and fall on top of her though.

You’re a true romantic!

 

[Stent]

I hope they do Old Yeller next and make the dog a pit bull.

Song of the South except it's with... oh, never mind, they already did that.

 

[Jenna]

Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where these mayo bitches are done
Keepin' it real
Wish I could steal
Parts from white girlssss

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope they do The Black Cauldron and the cauldron is voiced by a mumble rapper. "Imma finna brew a potion and sheeit, mane."

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Da Lil Mermaid

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I wonder what our resident pedophile Anthony thinks of this?

 

[guest]

Ayo Sebastian! Quit that fuckin' singin' nigga! You play too much.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

The war against redheads continues. Shame on Hollywood!

This is why I'm off the grid. Eric Stoltz and I are planning something BIG this December though.

 

[guest]

It’s not worse than fat Hispanic Cinderella wit the nog homosexual fairy “godmother”

 

[Bumley]

Of the many things more tiresome than this, conservatives pretending to be outraged is king fag of fag mountain. Fucking nerds.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I'm not mad, or conservative. Just fucking retarded and gay at this point.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Some of my favorite movies are Spike Lee movies. The dude is a asshat, but his work was great.

no, it really isn’t

it’s fucking garbage

 

[JonHeDoesIt]

There's also a rumor they're going to make the priest with a boner a Korean.

 

[Carl Winslow]

maybe you're just a racist... RACIST!!!!

 

[not that Jack Horner]

maybe you're just a racist... RACIST!!!!

I am not really that racist, but for some reason black people, when left to their own devices film wise, suck

They never rise above being black. find me one all black movie about some regular shit

its always got some subtle to not subtle political undertones that hijack the narrative every fucking time

tell me im wrong

Edit:

The 50 Best Films by Black Directors | The Takeaway | WNYC Studios

From "Car Wash" to "Do the Right Thing," The Takeaway takes a look at some of the best films by black directors.

www.wnycstudios.org

i take it back, the 70’s had some cool black movies

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

1. Being black is enough of a crime, did they really have to use an ugly black girl?
2. I skipped to the part where she sang and she has that Whitney Houston national anthem thing going on. AKA sounds like she wanted her twist on the songs and had to nig them up.