Literally Shaking RN

[Easily_Remembered]

Purple ass looking nigga.

The California Failins

Fattos

GrimAss

Purple Pie Pat

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Stuttering fucking prick

 

[Stent]

At 42 Lounge, like all great comedy places, it's necessary to have an elevated pulpit for the comedian to awkwardly stand on.

I'm writing to the Comedy Cellar to let them know having a small stage where the comic can interact with the crowd is stupid.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don't get it. It's lke he starts to setup a joke and then there's no punch line. The first one should be turned into a tranny joke but instead he just states 'cuz we do that now, I guess'. Huh?

It reminds me of Scorch's Weird News where he just reads the weird news stories and expects people to just laugh even though there's no punch line.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I don't get it. It's lke he starts to setup a joke and then there's no punch line. The first one should be turned into a tranny joke but instead he just states 'cuz we do that now, I guess'. Huh?

It reminds me of Scorch's Weird News where he just reads the weird news stories and expects people to just laugh even though there's no punch line.

"...and I ran away from my daughter so fast, someone came up with the name 'Chicken Alfredo'...So, there it is, Sibby"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

OOPSIE DOODLES!

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In the end it was the only thing they could do to prevent Pat from doing more standup.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

For the first time ever I feel impressed by Pat. I’d absolutely kill myself if that was me.

We need to be slipping that trans “joke” in his replies.

 

[guest]

Caverlock, no joke, this bad set could go viral it's so cringy. Are you ever going to post the whole thing? Or just some little tastes?

 

[Caverlock]

Caverlock, no joke, this bad set could go viral it's so cringy. Are you ever going to post the whole thing? Or just some little tastes?

The other one is so much worse. I need to cut it together. I thought about interspersing some of Pig's narcissistic tweets and contrasting them with how self-deprecating legendary comedians are.

I guess I could just post both of the deleted sets and see what the community comes up with.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Looks like some foreign courtroom setup. The cars driving by is a nice touch. Fat fucking closeted retard

 

[archive_bot]

Nope. The part where I said the target of the joke is the important part, not the subject.

archive.ph

No. I am saying, very clearly, that you were tricked into sending a tweet by people who are under felony investigation.

archive.ph

punching down is hack and never ages well.

archive.ph

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Most comedy clubs do shows at 11:00 AM and put the comic in front of a window because using the natural light from the sun saves money

Awwww, look. He thought he was doing a nooner.

 

[archive_bot]

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "A lady friend just described surpri…

archived 1 Feb 2021 08:40:00 UTC

archive.ph

A lady friend just described surprise anal as "A missile that missed the stargate" and I might never recover from this.

Because the first handful of responses to this have made it obvious the intent wasn't clear, this is an expression of genuine disgust and horror at how women need to normalize and minimize violations of their autonomy. If this happened regularly to men, it wouldn't be a joke.

nice recovery