Like she didn't know what this was

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I like her already.

Pat has spent the last 41 years in the Dud Zone

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Post-30s childless women, like this bich, are so depressing it's unreal. They're so soulless that they aren't even worth fucking.

 

[Phish]

I like her already.

Shes really not that bad when you put in perspective were dealing with Fat and Cat Rambo and their ilk. Anica seems like a lost loser gamer girl, tried comedy and failed, and is looking for attention where she can get it (ie twitter, twitch). Shes cool in my book just for icing fatty twice. Once at the museum and once when she was in MKE for two weeks but didnt have time for Pat because she needed to visit with “fambly”

 

[guest]

Someone Patrick really wants to fuck. She visited Milwaukee once and hung out with Patrick and was weirded out by him but Pat still acts like they are besties.

Sounds like my kind of girl. I’ll attempt to not text her photos of my weird penis.

 

[guest]

Pat has spent the last 41 years in the Dud Zone

Definitely not the Dad zone.

 

[sShenaniganz]

What a boss babe moment

 

[Harry Powell]

While she’s naht funny and this is clearly a scripted bit, I also have warmed up to her over time.

1) I thought her tattoo of Mimir was funny. 2) I’ve never seen her play into any of Patso’s delusions in a positive way. I wonder if she lurks here.

 

[cliveowen]

Who’s this whore? I couldn’t keep up with this place’s enemies’ list if I tried. I’m also ambidextrous.

Her and Pat cut their teeth together on the Wisconsin open mic comic scene.

 

[guest]

Her and Pat cut their teeth together on the Wisconsin open mic comic scene.

I’d like to cut his teeth with my fucking fist. I’m a badass like that, little infant baby child.

Seriously though why does this chick have Danny Trejo as her avatar? Not saying that isn’t cool just does she want to be a geriatric Chicano?

These people are weird. I’m going to go drink now after taking a shit. Namaste.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Clearly they are good friends, atalker children. Or are they...

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Sounds like my kind of girl. I’ll attempt to not text her photos of my weird penis.

She feigned having a migraine to get away from Tubby and he tweeted about her not being able to hang at an arcade and she very curtly said that’s what it was and quit tweeting back. Lol

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

honestly I like her. Would I date her? Probably not but we’d talk for a month before we realized that the other one is crazy.

 

[guest]

She feigned having a migraine to get away from Tubby and he tweeted about her not being able to hang at an arcade and she very curtly said that’s what it was and quit tweeting back. Lol

What a fucking weirdo. Sometimes I regret fucking with this so obviously defeated faggot because he’s so clearly autistic. Then he does shit like this.

He’s also a rapist.

 

[guest]

The "I know bud." is hilarious. It sums up how pathetic Pat is and also how only people like Pat simp for her. Nice "I got a rock" stupid.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

So to recap:

• She met Pat at an open mic
• He bothered her and hit on her repeatedly despite being with Nikki at the time
• We know he did this because he has referred the "sexual awkward phase of their friendship", which was one sided because he is repulsive
• They kept in touch via Twitter, not texting/calling/emailing, so we literally have the entirety of their correspondence available to us
• Pat is just some random loser she met at an open mic like 8 years ago and he won't leave her alone
• He's lying about the last part. He doesn't do shows "across the country". Never has, never will. And he has no friends or connections even in Milwaukee, and she also never does standup, so he never helped her book shows across the country. It is a lie
• Pat is extremely repulsive and fat and unfuckable

 

[guest]

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Clearly they are good friends, atalker children. Or are they...

Fucking creep.

 

[guest]

honestly I like her. Would I date her? Probably not but we’d talk for a month before we realized that the other one is crazy.

Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck her. But she obvs knows what running a train is, and might very well have had one run on her in the past. She has that kind of vibe.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’d invite her down here to Louisiana and take her on a nice ride out on Lake Pontchartrain. We’d “accidentally” run out of gas in the middle of the lake. Then she’d have to sleep with me, because of the implication. Afterwards I’d “find” the reserve can in the cubby and take us back to shore. Which is why I’m an Alpha Chad and Piggy is a Beta Cuck.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I hate this mediocre whore. Her entire existence revolves around milking pathetic simps like Pat. I hope one of cuntfucker's inbred cousins lobs a jar of acid in her face the next time she's visiting England.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It's still gross even if he had no reason to believe she was there at that specific time. God only knows what was going on in that tapioca-filled head of his.