Life is good, children

[LongIslandchomper]

Jesus Christ, he's fucking bonkers.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The fact that he needs to tell people "Hey, Princess Fudgepacker is a troll, guys".

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He is living the life of a bum with a roof over his head tonight

 

[Raymond]

It drives some people crazy when he defiantly takes a hot shower to ease joint pains.

 

[guest]

Every day he wakes up, he's hungover. Of course he feels like shit until he showers. And for longer after that I guess.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think this guy needs to stop tweeting and start paying the money he owes

 

[guest]

Well, he typed it so it's obviously true

 

[Caverlock]

Speaking of fading, when does soy sauce hair dye Pat make his first appearance? It can't be long.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Every day he wakes up, he's hungover. Of course he feels like shit until he showers. And for longer after that I guess.

as someone who routinely drinks liquor nightly, Fat Pat needs to toughen up. drink some water a gatorade and a redbull, take some ibuprofen get on with it, pussy.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Every day he wakes up, he's hungover. Of course he feels like shit until he showers. And for longer after that I guess.

Pat is fibbing, he really wallows in mud to feel better

 

[guest]

as someone who routinely drinks liquor nightly, Fat Pat needs to toughen up. drink some water a gatorade and a redbull, take some ibuprofen get on with it, pussy.

As my grandfather (a half a bottle of bourbon a night man) used to say..."If you can't handle your liquor, don't drink."

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

As my grandfather (a half a bottle of bourbon a night man) used to say..."If you can't handle your liquor, don't drink."

Vodka myself, same amount. Though only cause i'm a budget and bourbon is pricier. Or Irish whisky or tequila. any are acceptable

 

[guest]

So basically he’s having a great time and we hate that. Nice Cumia-ism, you bloated maniac.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Every day he wakes up, he's hungover. Of course he feels like shit until he showers. And for longer after that I guess.

It’s until his next beer. So around 11 am if he’s feeling sluggish (he is).

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

So basically he’s having a great time and we hate that. Nice Cumia-ism, you bloated maniac.

and he's still hilarious!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

As my grandfather (a half a bottle of bourbon a night man) used to say..."If you can't handle your liquor, don't drink."

gahbless your grandfather

 

[Harry Powell]

Vodka myself, same amount. Though only cause i'm a budget and bourbon is pricier. Or Irish whisky or tequila. any are acceptable

Nice alcoholism, stupid

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"And life is good."

Fat Technicality/Lying By Omission Tomlinson didn't specify whose life is good.

"Which makes certain people angry and forces them to act out like children."

See? Our lives are good... he's the one who's angry and throwing big hissy fit toddler tantrums all over the place.

Nice try, Piggy

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Speaking of fading, when does soy sauce hair dye Pat make his first appearance? It can't be long.

SUCK A COCK CHILD!!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The fact that he needs to tell people "Hey, Princess Fudgepacker is a troll, guys".

"Hi, fans, Patrick S. Tomlinson here. My new insider mole, aka Jaime Nortonio, informs me there's a 52% chance that Princess Fudgepacker isn't a real trans woman. Proceed with caution until I can confirm."