Life Hate Thread

[guest]

you really want help bucko?

you may lose everything you ever held dear in the pursuit of help

what you really need to do is listen to me, the smartest guy who ever took a shit

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this song changed my life

live like this cartoon rabbit, as an attractive white male you need to just realize the world is here for you and you just need to accept that as fact and relax

everything will work out, put in the least amount of effort and you will be rewarded for it

the hardest thing to do is nothing

edit; quit your job, work for panera and make delicious sandwiches for the world

it is the only way

Good point i have white privelege hehehehehe cool

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Good point i have white privelege hehehehehe cool

Don't feel ashamed that your ancestors kicked so much ass that the world had to gang up on us

we lived in caves while black dudes beat us up for centuries

we finally figured out some shit and people wanna hate on it

boohoo



thats my attitude on everyone if i'm being honest with myself

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Have you tried being less gay?



Or...







More gay?

 

[guest]

Have you tried being less gay?



Or...







More gay?

Great advice, there’s no problem a great big beautiful cock can’t solve!

 

[johnnynoname]

OP,

Whatever I'm about to spew here you probably already.

However, it's good to know that you're not the only one who's going through it. I mean- given the socioeconomics, and age of the typical ONAforum user I'm pretty sure we've all had to deal with this *gulp* "crisis.

I was gonna type some shit where I thought I had something close to an answer but then I realized that I have no answers

how's this- learn to have courage...that's vague however that's the only thing that's carrying me through all my shit

 

[johnnynoname]

as a sidenote- I realize that married guys with kids never really have these problems because they are so busy raising kids, and going to Lowe's with their wives

Huh- so kids and marriage are, if anything, a great distraction that nothing in life is good

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Huh- so kids and marriage are, if anything, a great distraction that nothing in life is good

Did you watch the cartoon rabbit I posted earlier?

I feel like you didn't



lots of things in life are good

bread is good, what do you have against bread?

ever eat some cheese? it's the bee's knees

don't worry about @Dougie he watched the cartoon and is fixed now

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Maybe you should get the energy out, start training for marathons or something. Take a break from the forums, then make a triumphant return one day and help us defeat a weird eyebrow mutant

 

[guest]

This is going to sound gay but what gets me through life are the little things. Unexpected kindness, a nice cup of tea or taking a nice big shit.

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[johnnynoname]

I feel like you didn't

why would I want to read anyone else's posts?

I just post my stuff, reread it to myself, jerk off at how smart and funny I am, clean up and repeat


I mean- I wait an hour before I repeat....

 

[Feltch My Ass]

why would I want to read anyone else's posts?

I just post my stuff, reread it to myself, jerk off at how smart and funny I am, clean up and repeat


I mean- I wait an hour before I repeat....

i have sent you the material, i wont stop till you accept the lucky seven samson lifestyle

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Do what I do

Booze and meth at the same time? That does sound kind of fun

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Booze and meth at the same time? That does sound kind of fun

Have you ever done meth?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Have you ever done meth?

Nah, I've known too many people who got a bit carried away with that. I've enjoyed cocaine a few times, but I don't remember what is smells like. *sniff

Sincere Answer McGee over here

 

[guest]

I would kill myself but I don't have the balls.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Nah, I've known too many people who got a bit carried away with that. I've enjoyed cocaine a few times, but I don't remember what is smells like. *sniff

Sincere Answer McGee over here

meth is fun



but im not on it. ive been around it a lot but its not my thing

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I know i will get ostracised for saying this but it’s the opposite for me, Pat and Pat-posting makes me even more depressed. Maybe this place passed me by.

It's been a hot minute since we've had a real "refresh all night long because of how hilariously absurd this situation is" moment. Pat constantly getting banned and unbanned over BDA's dox was probably the last great bit we've had where I was truly happy because of the misfortunes in Pat's life.

Danposting was pretty good for a week or so but it's not Patrick. I have a feeling the fact things are a bit slow means the payoff for the Fence saga is going to be huge.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

meth is fun



but im not on it. ive been around it a lot but its not my thing

I've always been more into pot and mushrooms, mmmaaannnnn. And PCP of course

 

[aRTie02150]

My brother fucked up my plans to off myself by going and having kids. They call me uncle aRTie and my nephew laughed at someone falling off a bike when everyone else was concerned. So now I gotta wait until their adults.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

meth is fun


but im not on it. ive been around it a lot but its not my thing