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Enjoy your spiritual retreat brotherman.
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Life At The Outpost
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Thats terrrribullllll!
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I used a date a girl who lives there now. Biggest, meatiest pussy you've ever seen, but she's got one dead tooth. I'll slip ya her digits.
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Got dates for New Orleans? @UncleAnthonyCumia Cajun Boomia?
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I'll be there tonight with my pack of XXL magnums. Be ready. You won't know when I'm coming, you'll just get a tap on the shoulder when you're sleeping and then its gonna get LOUD.
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How was your first night at Campground West?
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I think its cool that Im wide awake and alert at 5:30 from the sunrise and the mosquitoes in my face. Warm beds and air conditioning have really motherfucked my sleep schedule.
It gets cool at night, but this heat is fucking unbearable right now. Easily 100 with no shade anywhere. These beaners are insane
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you got a spigot for water or what
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Just going with a 2.5 gallon plastic jug of water. Just bought ice today and filled it to cool it off/replenish it. Thank fucking god tomorrow its supposed to be cloudy all day, the past 2 days have been brutal.
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Is there a latrine area?
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Yeah bathrooms, and for a dollar they give you 4 shower tokens, each token gives you 4 minutes to scrub your hineyhole
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Get a pack of baby wipes and you can give yourself a hoe bath.
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It’s summertime, bro. Why didn’t you go to the mountains instead?
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Its a view
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Alright I really motherfucked myself yesterday by bringing my cooler into the tent to drink. Woke up this morning and ants were fucking everywhere. There was no food inside so I thought Id be good.
Not so!
Sprayed bugspray all around the perimeter and took everything out, problem appeared to be solved and I left to go to the gym. Came back and these fucks were everywhere again. Now its war. I went to the store and bought every single ant remedy I could research. Vinegar, cinnamon, coffee grounds, chili powder, etc.
Nuked the fuck out of the perimeter with vinegar and more ant spray. Nuked the inner perimeter with spices. And to the stragglers that didnt make it out yet...
These fuckers woke a sleeping giant.
But seriously if this doesnt work, its gonna be a long next 10 days
Not so!
Sprayed bugspray all around the perimeter and took everything out, problem appeared to be solved and I left to go to the gym. Came back and these fucks were everywhere again. Now its war. I went to the store and bought every single ant remedy I could research. Vinegar, cinnamon, coffee grounds, chili powder, etc.
Nuked the fuck out of the perimeter with vinegar and more ant spray. Nuked the inner perimeter with spices. And to the stragglers that didnt make it out yet...
These fuckers woke a sleeping giant.
But seriously if this doesnt work, its gonna be a long next 10 days
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There's only one thing you can do. Set yourself, the tent, and the surrounding area on fire. Hope I helped, god bless.
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Any lot lizards hanging around to fuck in your tent?
Her spoiled pussy juices will keep the ants away.
Her spoiled pussy juices will keep the ants away.