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You’re my hero.
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You’re my hero.
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You see Dutch-child, I have enthusiastic and skillful relations with women AND love Tolkien. Like some kind of...stealthy geek.
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When I was 16 and on holiday with a friend's family in France, me and him went out one night and met a group of slightly older American girls. For some reason we decided to pretend to be American too, as if that would increase our chances of success. For the whole night we kept up the accents. They apparently bought it, but we didn't get so much as a bit of tit. A few years later I learned that having an English accent will get you into most American women's pants so that night really was a completely pointless waste of time.
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"That's really interesting"
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"I genuinely respect you as a person and value your opinions"
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you never said this to a woman irl- that was just a bad joke you want to use
way to make a mockery of this thread
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Does pretending to listen when they speak nonstop for 40 minutes about the most mundane shit count as lying?
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I generally dance around drinking near-lethal amounts, dressed deliberately but not too smartly, then find a way to jump into their conversation with another man with full confident pseudo-intellectual display (enough to fool a woman), the contrast of this against my messy degeneracy causes intrigue at the very least.
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Go back to Africa you buzzkill, Rascal.