Nigger Jim gets the ONLY pass I got. The rest of them I want blown the fuck up.
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- Thread starter Turk February
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I am sorry. The pass system has been revoked. You will have to beat him to death with Hamilton red bricks as is traditional.
Women married to military niggas are neglected af...she oopsie doodled, probably cheating on him with a civilian while he's overseas.
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda I want you to read a book called "Old Yeller" to prepare yourself for what you must do.
I've probably seen the movie like 500 times, is that good enough?
Nigger Jim's a good boy. I hung a side of beef up overnight in the smokehouse right in front of him and he didn't eat any of it. He saved my little brother Arliss from a bear. He saved me from a pack of feral hogs. Mama had to suture up my leg with mule hair. The stupid fucking cow got the hydrophoby and as Mama was a-burnin' up the body, a wolf attacked her and Lisbeth and Nigger Jim fought the cocksucker off but it bit him. Mama said that wolf probably gave him the hydrophoby and she should shoot him. I said "bullshit, bitch" and I penned Nigger Jim up in the corn crib to wait and see. Lo and behold, Mama was right. Nigger Jim has the hydrophoby and I have to tearfully shoot him straight in the face while saying "You was a good nigger, Nigger Jim."
But it's not over. Nigger Jim secretly knocked up Lisbeth's dog and she had little Niglet Jims and I took one so it was like Nigger Jim never even got the hydrophoby and got shot in the face.