Let's get Patrick a job!

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Wonder what the sperm bank would give him for his load being successful author,not fat, 140 iq, and never loses at anything, with this pic attached

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wonder what the sperm bank would give him for his load being successful author,not fat, 140 iq, and never loses at anything, with this pic attached

A letter full of Nazi imagery urging him to commit suicide

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

On one hand, I think this idea is funny but on the other hand, I kinda feel bad for wasting honest hardworking people's time, especially with the labor crunch going on.

The only thing worse would be if they actually made the mistake of hiring him.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Wonder what the sperm bank would give him for his load being successful author,not fat, 140 iq, and never loses at anything, with this pic attached

The thought of Pat being offered a chance at a decent, respectable job because of a prankster, and then turning it down by saying "You fell for cyberterrorist nazi treachery, child," gets a nigga's ribs.

 

[FurBurger]

Even if I were looking for a simping limp dick loser I wouldn't hire Pat. I'm in construction and the mexican dudes who work for me would cave his fat skull in and it would create a headache for me.

Is there anything I could say or do that would change your mind?