Let me put my fish lips on you, child

[guest]

So he has at least 4 separate events where he was the potential "lifesaver" in civilian life, how fucking impossible is that for the average person. He just makes this shit up.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

So he has at least 4 separate events where he was the potential "lifesaver" in civilian life, how fucking impossible is that for the average person. He just makes this shit up.

Was thinking the same thing. Needing to give someone CPR is probably a once in a lifetime thing, if that, unless you’re a lifeguard or something. Fat fuck lies like a Persian rug.

 

[Harry Powell]

Was thinking the same thing. Needing to give someone CPR is probably a once in a lifetime thing, if that, unless you’re a lifeguard or something. Fat fuck lies like a Persian rug.

Oh, but he was a lifeguard sweetie, I’m sorry you’re so stupid, I can’t help you

 

[Jenna]

Someone pointed this out on the farms. One of the most traumatic moments of his life, a little girl dying in his arms, and he can't remember if she was 5 or 6.

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Patrick kissed a 67 year old Lithuanian man lol

 

[Clint Ruin]

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Someone pointed this out on the farms. One of the most traumatic moments of his life, a little girl dying in his arms, and he can't remember if she was 5 or 6.

The dates aren't coincidental. Her age gets younger as time goes by to up the impact he expected but didn't get the last time

 

[Clint Ruin]

Her age gets younger

 

[A House Nigger]

Imagine youre a 5 year old having a sudden medical event. You awaken and this malformed visage is inches away from your face, breathing and sweating into your mouth. The smell of Milwaukees Best, baby meat and nigger farts hangs thick in the air.. you struggle to get away and he pins you down, going back in for round 2 as you beg for the sweet release of death. This is the stuff nightmares are made of

Why did he feel the need to say the guy was Lithuanian? How does that add to the story?

 

[guest]

Why did he feel the need to say the guy was Lithuanian? How does that add to the story?

Hush child, he was Ukrainian, I just knew you'd question that.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

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Someone pointed this out on the farms. One of the most traumatic moments of his life, a little girl dying in his arms, and he can't remember if she was 5 or 6.

Patrick does not behave like a person who has undergone any amount of therapy.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Why did he feel the need to say the guy was Lithuanian? How does that add to the story?

Bad liars think excessive details sell the story better, when in reality, they're usually what gives away the lie.

 

[FurBurger]

those poor people had no chance of being given a peaceful death where they can drift off to the light. Hell may not be real, but it was for those dozens of seconds this fishmouthed freak was molesting them before their death

I think this is the fourth time I've said "Jesus Christ, that's the nastiest thing I've read on this forum" ....but I genuinely mean it.

What a horrific thought!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Oh, but he was a lifeguard sweetie, I’m sorry you’re so stupid, I can’t help you

Buffetwatch

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s funny how he always “volunteers” but never EVER takes a paying side job. I really think he’s on some kind of SSI scam and can’t show any kind of income. He brags about hand selling his books for cash which you know he doesn’t report.

 

[Harry Powell]

I don’t think he’s ever volunteered for a thing in his life unless it was to signal and get attention.

 

[guest]

Moral of the story? Fatrick fails at CPR, he inadvertently killed two people and he is a confirmed pedophile for making out with a kindergartener.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t think he’s ever volunteered for a thing in his life unless it was to signal and get attention.

I like that he bragged about checking VAX cards and states are stopping that shit because they know all that crap will hurt democrats in mid term elections so Covid went away like it never happened.

 

[FurBurger]

I don’t think he’s ever volunteered for a thing in his life unless it was to signal and get attention.

That's not true; he volunteered to have Quasi push his shit in for example.