@chocolatehellhole @Phish @Stent can I put in a morning OldGravyEgg log in checkout ~8hrs from now to see if this nigga actually killed himself over this
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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A new sailor joins the crew of a ship. After a week, he asks a fellow shipmate, "Hey, what do you do when you get, uh... lonely?"
"No worries, buddy! You see that barrel with the hole in it by the stern scuppers? We just use that. Go on, give it a try."
Hesitantly, the sailor sneaks off and fucks the hole in the barrel. He doesn't like it. He LOVES it! Soon, he's making two or three trips a day to keep the edge off.
After a few weeks, the Captain pulls him aside and says, "Son, I've noticed a clear change in your mood over the last weeks. Why are you so peppy?"
"Uh, well Sir... I've been getting a lot of sound sleep. Yeah, that's it."
"Great, glad to hear it! Tomorrow is your turn in the barrel."
If she truly has dick pics of his, he really might go all Steve C on us
We've already seen CuntFuckers dick, how much worse could it be?
No, child, I'm not. I pay cash when I want quality audio at Walmart prices.
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I never sent her a dick pic but I did send her some torso pics. You guys seem elated that she shared those with you. She sent me a few pics as well. I don't shar those with you as they are uninteresting and I don't want to be a piece of shit.
This thread totally ruined my sleep. I thought I was going to do a quick check in before going to bed, and instead I witness this.
@OldGravyEgg delete your account and create a new one and pile on about what a dipshit OP is using your new identity.
@OldGravyEgg delete your account and create a new one and pile on about what a dipshit OP is using your new identity.
No one cares, stupid. You could have pics of her blowing a seal, we're fixated on you right now.
And they say chivalry is dead.
Nice try, creep.
We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person.
No, it's just ice cream
Hahaha! You fag, like the pic Jackie shared of her husband? That's worse than sending her your cock
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It took me 5 pages to realize it wasn’t Dan Mullen which would have been way funnier
I feel like I am reading a book where someone tore the first chapter out of it.
(But kinda wanna know where it's going...)
What the fuck is this about?
(But kinda wanna know where it's going...)
What the fuck is this about?
We have gooners among us
I’m so confused right now. I think I’ll just go back over to the chicken coop thread.
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car crash me. @ months from now everybody will be talking about what a shame it was we diddn't see @leslivarney's mental illness sooner. Some of us did.
Ask @OldGravyEgg, he apparently has pics
@OldGravyEgg was looking to do some Varneycation.
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